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Cops: Asheville suspect hit man with bat, stole $1

There are 3 comments on the Asheville Citizen-Times story from Oct 31, 2013, titled Cops: Asheville suspect hit man with bat, stole $1. In it, Asheville Citizen-Times reports that:

A city man is facing assault and robbery charges after police said he used a baseball bat to injure another man while stealing $1 from him.

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ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

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#2 Oct 31, 2013
Hillcrest apartments, need I say more.
Hershey and Whiskers

Asheville, NC

#3 Nov 2, 2013
Hershey: Aw, piffles! Whine whine whine and more whine. Here have some cheese with your whine. Don't take it all, glutton. I'm starving.

Somebody has gave our mama Granny Wrinkles Darkroots a dose of crazy pills and she is so barking mad they need to come get her and stick her in a padded cell. God I dread it when the moon starts to git big and round. Ooooof!

Whiskers: Watchout! Watchout! Watchout! She has this long shovel and she will stomp it down into the ground and thow red clay dirt all over you. She ran at us and gnashed her teeth and threatened us with "OakluhHOMMA fire and Brimstone!" If she had lunged at us with that shovel, I'da clawed my way up the cherry tree, and my bones and joints just cant handle it.

Hershey: Whiskers, let's lope across the street. The man is cooking liver and hamburgers on the grill for his pooches. Maby he'll feel sorry for us and give us a bite.

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ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

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#4 Nov 3, 2013
Hershey and Whiskers wrote:
Hershey: Aw, piffles! Whine whine whine and more whine. Here have some cheese with your whine. Don't take it all, glutton. I'm starving.
Somebody has gave our mama Granny Wrinkles Darkroots a dose of crazy pills and she is so barking mad they need to come get her and stick her in a padded cell. God I dread it when the moon starts to git big and round. Ooooof!
Whiskers: Watchout! Watchout! Watchout! She has this long shovel and she will stomp it down into the ground and thow red clay dirt all over you. She ran at us and gnashed her teeth and threatened us with "OakluhHOMMA fire and Brimstone!" If she had lunged at us with that shovel, I'da clawed my way up the cherry tree, and my bones and joints just cant handle it.
Hershey: Whiskers, let's lope across the street. The man is cooking liver and hamburgers on the grill for his pooches. Maby he'll feel sorry for us and give us a bite.
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I've got $1 for that post

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