Bottineau County Bank Robbery

The Bottineau County Sheriff`s Department is investigating a small town bank robbery. via KMOT-TV Minot

[Dale Simon]

Steve Watson has no clue whats going on. Myself, Dale Simon can solve this case in a matter of a day or 2. DALE SIMON FOR SHERIFF

[alice]

Dale..don't be mean!

[BUSTED]

Dale is not mean to you...

[Betty]

Dale has a cute butt.

[Candy]

Dale, if you solve this crime, I will marry you !

[Belle]

Dale, I love a man who takes charge. Want to run for Sheriff in the South?

[Frankie]

OMG I knew a Dale Simon once. Maybe it's you! If it is *the* Dale Simon I knew way back when....Will you marry me?

[Sophie]

Who's Dale and why haven't I married him yet?

[Sophie]

OMG, it was the teller?? What kind of lowlife trailer trash moron steals $1000 from a bank she works at? Hello, idiot.

[Frankie]

I don't know Sophie...How did she look any of her co-workers in the eye? It's disunctional low life's like her that give trailer court trash a bad name! Sad thing is she probably spent the whole $1000 on the lottery and beer!!

[Lotte netherlands]

You can take the girl out of the trailer but the trash keep stickin'! the teller's own family is proof of it :)
Dale, where are you!?

[European Girl]

OMG what kind of an twat robs a bank in a one hundred people town, Im guessing she is going to have to move since the rest of the 99 are going to be royally pissed hahaha. She definitely aint the full quid that one, smashing her own head with the paper weight LOL oh well no brain no pain hahahaha

[Lotte]

European Girl wrote:

OMG what kind of an twat robs a bank in a one hundred people town, Im guessing she is going to have to move since the rest of the 99 are going to be royally pissed hahaha. She definitely aint the full quid that one, smashing her own head with the paper weight LOL oh well no brain no pain hahahaha

Dear Lord, she isnt playing cards with a full deck, is she? lol
Not she sharpest crayon either! I'd say she has the IQ of a salad bar / an ice cube / three below houseplant.

[alice]

I grew up in ND in trailers and a single mom. Please do not generalize about us. And with Bush's economy, you will all be in trailers soon anyway.

[Sophie]

Lotte netherlands wrote:

You can take the girl out of the trailer but the trash keep stickin'! the teller's own family is proof of it :)
Dale, where are you!?

That's right, wasn't her husband involved somehow, he found her or something? I wonder if he is her accomplice?

[Sophie]

alice wrote:

I grew up in ND in trailers and a single mom. Please do not generalize about us. And with Bush's economy, you will all be in trailers soon anyway.

You're Dale's wife, aren't you? LOLOL

[Veronica]

Sophie wrote:

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You're Dale's wife, aren't you? LOLOL

She better not be! Dale promised that he would marry me! I really want to get my green card.

[Sophie]

Veronica wrote:

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She better not be! Dale promised that he would marry me! I really want to get my green card.

Good God, do the rest of these women KNOW???? Was the bank robber an ex of Dale's??

[alice]

Nope..I am just 18. Dale's wife is older and more disagreeable. :)

[BUSTED]

Sophie is so right...