We call 'em "womerns" around here thank you very much.Best thing for Boone cnty would be to import some new womens hell most family trees there are straight as a georgie pine!!!
The White Family has nothing on the Brown Family of Boone County. I gots a cousin who cross dresses and beats up coal miners if they give him any lip at the bar.
My sister Nancy has three kids. One has a white daddy, one black, and one chink or somethin. Maybe philipino.
My grandma spent time in prison for killing her ex boyfriend because she found out he messed around with her sister.
We also do ultimate fighting out in the woods. We once had my brother in law Larry fight a black bear. One mated a wolf with a beagle and another has a cornhole setup in his backyard. If you lose the game you literally have to be cornholed by the winner.
MTV get in touch with me. Maybe we could do a White vs Browns Boone County showdown. People would pay to see that documentary. Yee haw!