Uh-oh ... Germans have the world's fastest civilian computer

The world's fastest civilian supercomputer JUGENE, an IBM BlueGene/P hosted by Germany's national laboratory Forschungszentrum Jülich was officially inaugurated today in the presence of the Ministerpräsident of North-Rhine Westphalia.

[Cash]

Forschungszentrum Jülich? Ministerpräsident?

This whole thing sounds like a prelude to Hitler emerging from his Antarctic secret ice fortress and founding the Fourth Reich.

[kelmark]

I love the Germans.......There hardy.

[Bob]

Ju-Gene?
I think you are correct Cash.

[Poo Mingby]

I don't understand the big deal. Anything that the Germans build will be overly complex and expensive to maintain. And it will spend more time in the shop than in use.

[Enforce the Law]

Ich auch.

[amos]

Like You didn't see that comin... atcha live.

[amos]

What about Antwerp Belgium?

[amos]

Understand de Facto & de Jure governments.

[amos]

Love Mighty Mouse.

[BEAN]

Come to think about it ,it was former Nazies ,who made the US space program possible.....Ver Ar Your papers?..Ve hav vays to extract za info from you...HAN"S getingz da pliers,und tweek his nose!!! VE VER BETTER!!!

[German American]

There was this German who was so fast... He could turn off the light switch and jump into bed before the room got dark.

[Roiled in NY]

Let the whole world pray the brakes are OK.

[Pontius Pilate]

Und Satchell vas hiss name.

[Aryan Answerer]

HALT ... JUDA ... Aushwitz calling .. just keep the camps from running down ... we're gonna need them again .. the job's not finished ..

[jo fatala]

If it has the same quality as a volkswagon it will not be too reliable eh?

[Cash]

Pontius Pilate wrote:

Und Satchell vas hiss name.

Well, that was Cool Papa Bell actually. Satchell was a pitcher.

[Arjay]

kelmark wrote:

I love the Germans.......There hardy.

I agree. The Germans are a great people, hardy, intelligent, focused. Hell, there trains even run on time. Well, at least they did before the influx of N. Africans and Middle Easterners turned there once beautiful country into a third world cesspool. Much like 3rd world immigration is doing to the US.

[John in Ohio]

One People, One Reich....

Except for war, Adolph new what he was talking about. Too bad Europe and the USA was stupid enough to egg on a war with him. We would not be in the mess we are in now if the white race stuck together......now we have Muslims and others living in Europe, and blacks reaking havoc in the USA.

[takion1]

John in Ohio wrote:

One People, One Reich....
Except for war, Adolph new what he was talking about. Too bad Europe and the USA was stupid enough to egg on a war with him. We would not be in the mess we are in now if the white race stuck together......now we have Muslims and others living in Europe, and blacks reaking havoc in the USA.

first off, i'm white, and your statement sounds a little racist. all people, of all colors, have the potential, to make america great.

[Cash]

Arjay wrote:

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I agree. The Germans are a great people, hardy, intelligent, focused. Hell, there trains even run on time.

I don't know what Germany you have been to in the last 20 years but they are some of the laziest people on the planet. Good luck getting a cup of coffee while your waitress takes her 8th smoking break of the hour.

There is a reason they are called 'the sick old man of Europe'- their economy stinks due to an embedded culture of laziness and entitlement.