I'm The Real Mickie James

[Mickie James]

Talk to me, the real Mickie James from WWE Raw!

[Russian Psycho]

You are? Well......Wow! This is truly amazing! Simply, Amazing! Because I'am your #1 fan (no not like that insane, fat lady in that "Misery" movie) that was a good movie by the way, you should check it out, it was on AMC last night, Kathy Bates plays the crazy woman and James Caan plays the author.

So how is it going in the WWE, are the Divas treating you right?

[Rated R for retarded]

Mickie James wrote:

Talk to me, the real Mickie James from WWE Raw!

yeah and i'm john cena!!!....

[Randy]

I'm Stephanie and Triple H's baby.

[Jalyn Symone]

Russian Psycho wrote:

You are? Well......Wow! This is truly amazing! Simply, Amazing! Because I'am your #1 fan (no not like that insane, fat lady in that "Misery" movie) that was a good movie by the way, you should check it out, it was on AMC last night, Kathy Bates plays the crazy woman and James Caan plays the author.
So how is it going in the WWE, are the Divas treating you right?

no im her # 1 FAN!

[TNA4Life]

Hey people, I'm the hand that Mae Young gave birth to. Anyone want to talk to me?

I know a neat trick: I can do the 5 knuckle shuffle!

[Jalyn Symone]

TNA4Life wrote:

Hey people, I'm the hand that Mae Young gave birth to. Anyone want to talk to me?
I know a neat trick: I can do the 5 knuckle shuffle!

oh please

[Prodigy]

Yeah and I'm Prodigy from Mobb Deep!
I can do a trick to: I'm able to sell out in a blink of an eye

[Ryan Hardy]

whats up progigy

[JOHN CENA]

hey im john cena come waste your money and watch me overcome the odds again oh and guess what you cant see me.

[Ryan Hardy]

your not the real john cena and besides he sux

[Rex]

I'm Mr Perfect r.i.p

[Ryan Hardy]

how did he die

[Rex]

On February 10, 2003, Hennig was found dead in a Florida hotel room, just before a scheduled wrestling match. He was 44 years old. The Tampa Coroner's office and the Tampa Medical Examiner's office declared acute cocaine intoxication the official cause of his death. His father said a lethal combination of steroids and painkillers contributed to his death

[Mickie James]

Russian Psycho wrote:

You are? Well......Wow! This is truly amazing! Simply, Amazing! Because I'am your #1 fan (no not like that insane, fat lady in that "Misery" movie) that was a good movie by the way, you should check it out, it was on AMC last night, Kathy Bates plays the crazy woman and James Caan plays the author.
So how is it going in the WWE, are the Divas treating you right?

Pretty much, and thanks! I have a lot of #1 fans!

[Russian Psycho]

Mickie James wrote:

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Pretty much, and thanks! I have a lot of #1 fans!

What are your hobbies, do you like animals?

[Mickie James]

Russian Psycho wrote:

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What are your hobbies, do you like animals?

Yeah, except the ones that bite for no reason!

[Russian Psycho]

Mickie James wrote:

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Yeah, except the ones that bite for no reason!

How did you like Milan, Italy? I heard there were some air plane problems.

[Randy]

Mickie, I have a few questions for you that I know you won't mind answering.

1. Who trained you?
2. As a kid, who was your favorite wrestler?
3. What was the first championship belt that you held?

Now they start to get a little harder.
4.Who is Kevin Fields?

Next question.
5. Are you available for interviews or must we go that long route of chasing you down through the WWE offices in CT?

One more question for now.
6. What is KAM-Net Communications?

[Randy]

Does anyone know where the real Mickie James is? I asked her some questions this morning and am still waiting for answers.