A prayer for the workers

A prayer for the workers

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FatherWagucci

United States

#1 Feb 27, 2012
The Pope asked me to bestow my blessings on our Walgreens brethren ...please join me in prayer : Oh heavenly father, see that this flock of seagulls and gals follow the righteous paths of retail and deliver those corporate satans from evil...and remember use your blessings to bless others ...and Wade,stay the fuck away from the holy wine, that's for communion later ...Amen.
FatherOvertime

Salt Lake City, UT

#2 Feb 27, 2012
Do not forget to pray for my return as well. The devilish ways of Deerfield need a day of reckoning.
FatherWagucci

United States

#4 Feb 27, 2012
FatherOvertime wrote:
Do not forget to pray for my return as well. The devilish ways of Deerfield need a day of reckoning.
I'm sorry, our brother won't be returning. He's at a peaceful place now, soon to be joined by Father Bonus and Sister Mary Elizabeth pharmacy tech. They will be in our prayers. Amen.
FatherOvertime

Salt Lake City, UT

#5 Feb 27, 2012
I am the cashmoneychange. I am the way. I am the life of the mgt. And now I am in Wassons wallett. Wtf

Since: Feb 12

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#6 Feb 27, 2012
FatherWagucci wrote:
The Pope asked me to bestow my blessings on our Walgreens brethren ...please join me in prayer : Oh heavenly father, see that this flock of seagulls and gals follow the righteous paths of retail and deliver those corporate satans from evil...and remember use your blessings to bless others ...and Wade,stay the fuck away from the holy wine, that's for communion later ...Amen.
*Makes sign of the cross*

Amen.
Wade

Salt Lake City, UT

#7 Feb 27, 2012
I need to remember next year to not drink til after I screw everybody on my profit sharing plan.
FatherWagucci

United States

#8 Feb 27, 2012
Mr wasson is a catholic and for lent he said he was giving up employees. Amen.
Blah

United States

#9 Feb 28, 2012
FatherWagucci wrote:
Mr wasson is a catholic and for lent he said he was giving up employees. Amen.
Hysterical!!!!
Diane

Tucson, AZ

#10 Feb 28, 2012
FatherWagucci wrote:
Mr wasson is a catholic and for lent he said he was giving up employees. Amen.
That is funny!
FatherOvertime

Salt Lake City, UT

#11 Feb 28, 2012
And the CEO said let their be no more mgts therefore eliminating the complaining of the overtime. And the mgt did fear and tremble because the CEO had spoken it. And it was bad. And there was much pissed off employees throughout the land and the engagement level of the inhabitants thereof was that of weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.
retailtrash

United States

#12 Feb 29, 2012
Father, its so nice to have you here in these trying times.Jesus christ died for our sins so we could live, maybe our jobs have to die to pay for the sins of our fathers ;wasson, wagner, and that guy named after the frog. Join me in prayer. Our fathers who art in deerfield,hallowed be thy job, thy cuts will come, thy will be done, in every store, as it won't be done to corporate jobs, give us a few more days to stay, throw us some bread, and forgive of us raises, as you increase your bottom line and pay. Amen.
killmenow

Belton, TX

#13 Feb 29, 2012
OMG you guys made my day
Diane

Tucson, AZ

#14 Feb 29, 2012
You guys are killing me! Amen.
FatherOvertime

Johnstown, CO

#15 Feb 29, 2012
Be still my soul my box cutter is on my side; with patience bear my CEOs short sightedness causing greed and pain. Leave to thy mgt to order and refund; in every rewire faithful he remained; be still my soul my box cutter is steady and swift; thru ic3's his way leads to a demeaning end.
FatherWagucci

United States

#16 Feb 29, 2012
Hello brethren, just got back to Rome and smoked a grape blunt with the big guy. We took the popemobile out and almost crashed that beeeoooch.anyway, just letting you dudes know I still got you in my prayers. Like I said just returned to Rome from Hollywood where I was visiting my girlfriend Vegas. And like they say;What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Amen.
Diane

Tucson, AZ

#17 Mar 1, 2012
Forgive me,Father, for I have sinned. I have lusted for ...well amen.
Diane

Tucson, AZ

#18 Mar 2, 2012
Oh Fathers, where art thou? Your flock needs your blessings, as they are not doing so well. Thank you and amen.
FatherOvertime

Salt Lake City, UT

#19 Sep 14, 2012
Be still my brethren for the bulk truck is at hand. And the hefty cashier forgot to shower this morning so I can either behead her for funk or spray her with axe to eliminate her foul undertones from smelling like the unressurrected crypt.

Amen

Since: Jul 12

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#20 Sep 14, 2012
FatherOvertime wrote:
Be still my brethren for the bulk truck is at hand. And the hefty cashier forgot to shower this morning so I can either behead her for funk or spray her with axe to eliminate her foul undertones from smelling like the unressurrected crypt.
Amen
Send her to the luxury bath department and tell her to try out some of the new scents!

Axe is so gross and gagworthy
who cares

Laurens, SC

#21 Sep 16, 2012
I needed a good laugh this morning, thank you all.

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