Moviemaker Tom Cruise faces a crisis

[Brookhaven John]

VOR wrote:

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You forgot about a few sandwiches short of a picnic :-)

THAT'S the one I couldn't remember!

Thanx!!!

[roger43]

yernogood wrote:

<quoted text>Well I don’t know roger, it depends on what time of the day it was I suppose. I sniff glue from 6:44 to 7:02 AM that is. When I regain some semblance of brain function after that it is roughly 7:50, 7:501/2 give or take. From there I have a cup of coffee or three with a shot of Macallan 1926, sipping only no doubt as that particular scotch runs in the neighborhood of 3000 a shot. Shaking of that 60 year old buzz takes me around 12:12 PM by now where I fire up the first of many flunitrazepam that I will indulge myself with throughout the remainder of the day. Around 1:09 I go to the garage and peel paint chips from the walls and lunch on those until I’m full. On my way back in I can’t resist but to dampen a rag with petrol and huff that from a bag for a couple of minutes. Then of course it’s on to the Drano. I usually pass out after that for sometimes several hours, and sometimes days. Occasionally waking up with bright lights blinding me and many people in green type garb looking over me in whimsical wonder. I may have been in the wrong frame of mind when I wrote it. I can’t really be sure though.

huh?

[GHT]

John Wayne wrote:

Tom believes the ghost of a dead alien lives in a volcano here on earth, and this alien is the cause of human vice. What a waste of life

like Hollywood isn't the cause of human vice or even a product of it LOL

[Keep Trying]

Brookhaven John wrote:

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What are you talking about???
That's my high school yearbook picture!

Give em' hell John! Best avatar I've seen on a message board. "Me fail English, that's unpossible" Go Ralph!

[just me]

for more information about Scientology, see http://www.xenu.net

[NYY]

yernogood wrote:

<quoted text>Well I don’t know roger, it depends on what time of the day it was I suppose. I sniff glue from 6:44 to 7:02 AM that is. When I regain some semblance of brain function after that it is roughly 7:50, 7:501/2 give or take. From there I have a cup of coffee or three with a shot of Macallan 1926, sipping only no doubt as that particular scotch runs in the neighborhood of 3000 a shot. Shaking of that 60 year old buzz takes me around 12:12 PM by now where I fire up the first of many flunitrazepam that I will indulge myself with throughout the remainder of the day. Around 1:09 I go to the garage and peel paint chips from the walls and lunch on those until I’m full. On my way back in I can’t resist but to dampen a rag with petrol and huff that from a bag for a couple of minutes. Then of course it’s on to the Drano. I usually pass out after that for sometimes several hours, and sometimes days. Occasionally waking up with bright lights blinding me and many people in green type garb looking over me in whimsical wonder. I may have been in the wrong frame of mind when I wrote it. I can’t really be sure though.

WOW

[Roger]

Brookhaven John wrote:

Besides, Tom Cruise couldn't act his way out of a parking ticket...
The guy's a nut case.
A looney toon.
A few cards short of a full deck.
A few slices short of a full pound of baloney.
His elevator don't make it to the top floor.
He's got Toys in the Attic.
He's got Bats in the Belfrey.
Bottom line, the man's INSANE.

Wow, you sound like a real expert!

[Roger]

just me wrote:

for more information about Scientology, see http://www.xenu.net

So let me get this straight. A web site puts some information out there and you believe it just because they say it's true?

It seems logical to me that if I want to find out about something, I go to the source and formulate my own decision. If everyone believed everything they read on every Tom, Dick and Harry web site, we'd all have about 1 brain cell left functioning.

[Teddy R]

Roger wrote:

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So let me get this straight. A web site puts some information out there and you believe it just because they say it's true?
It seems logical to me that if I want to find out about something, I go to the source and formulate my own decision. If everyone believed everything they read on every Tom,**** and Harry web site, we'd all have about 1 brain cell left functioning.

"Roger," methinks thou protest too much...

Did you draw Internet propaganda control duty this month?

Howcum you guys haven't been successful in court at shutting that site down yet? The Church has really been slipping of late...

[NYY]

who cares

[Twinkle Toes]

Charming One wrote:

Tom Cruise IS a crisis all by himself. Pathetic hasbeen.

Your stupid, just because he has it all together people can't stand it.

[Twinkle Toes]

Why doesn't everyone keep their negative thoughts about Tom Cruise to them selves, there is nothing wrong with this man. What would God say about all the negative talk.

[warren losangeles]

Everbody takes on a bad role.
Its been claimed that the latest Nicholas Cage movie is the bigest bomb of all time, they must not have seen Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty.!!!

Tom is a top notch actor.
Last Samurai and Rainman says it all.

[roger43]

warren losangeles wrote:

Everbody takes on a bad role.
Its been claimed that the latest Nicholas Cage movie is the bigest bomb of all time, they must not have seen Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty.!!!
Tom is a top notch actor.
Last Samurai and Rainman says it all.

Face off among others Cage should have passed on.
Cruise is the worst since robert mitchum. see color of money, cocktail, and the grisham movie where he played the lawyer in tenn.

[roger43]

yernogood wrote:

<quoted text>Tom Cruise, Rob Schneider, Ben Stiller, Shall I continue?

huh?

[Brookhaven John]

Twinkle Toes wrote:

Why doesn't everyone keep their negative thoughts about Tom Cruise to them selves, there is nothing wrong with this man. What would God say about all the negative talk.

He would say,
"Hey at least they aint talkin bout my pedophile priests!".

[Brookhaven John]

The guy's as Looney as a Toon.

He's as Fruity as a Loop.

I haven't seen that much nuts since the Planters factory exploded.

[Red Neckerson]

What's Tom's crisis? Can't find a new penis to fellate?

[roger43]

yernogood wrote:

<quoted text>I’m saying I think those I listed are horrible to watch as you stated with Mitchum, I was just adding to the acting fiasco.

go back and reread what i wrote and then what you wrote.

[Good thing]

Red Neckerson wrote:

What's Tom's crisis? Can't find a new penis to fellate?

No, it's that the drug store is out of AZT, and the freezer with L. Ron Hubbard's seed got unplugged, so there is not a chance there'll be another Cruise spawn. Oh, boo hoo hoo...