Iranian news agency picks up Onion article as fact
An Iranian news agency picked up - as fact - a story from the paper about a supposed survey showing an overwhelming majority of rural white Americans would rather vote for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than President Barack Obama.
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“We're all Bozos on this bus”
Since: Jan 07
#1 Sep 28, 2012
If Obama want's my vote, that's the opponent he'd have to run against.
#3 Sep 28, 2012
I'd go with Iran on that one Obama has run things so bad that
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off Bush & Cheney.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies
while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it,
and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated
by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds
, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan ,
and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a truck.
But there is some hope those of you who are enlightened'
that is have had sunshine blown up your ass,
will understand that for years if a Black man wanted to steal an old ladies purse,
he had to get out of bed at a time when old ladies might be out,
then he had to find a suitable costume and locate a little old lady,
but now thanks to Jews like George Soros One Black man can rob them all at once ,
of their cost of living increase from the warmth and comfort of the White house
#4 Sep 29, 2012
“NOW will ya give me”
Since: Sep 12
some fightin' room ? !
#5 Sep 29, 2012
Very good !
Since: Mar 07
#6 Sep 29, 2012
I'm guessing that satire doesn't translate.
#7 Sep 29, 2012
Your right Clem, no doubt.
Don't agree, but you can still drink my beer.
Since: Nov 08
#8 Sep 29, 2012
An Imam and his wife walk into a bar. The Imam orders a shot and a beer. The bartender turns to his wife and says "How about you?" The wife replies, "I'll just have a coke, I don't want to get stoned."
Since: Jun 11
#9 Sep 30, 2012
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