Cows Aren't Gay, So People Aren't Gay, Says Uganda's First Lady

There are 69 comments on the EDGE story from Mar 20, 2014, titled Cows Aren't Gay, So People Aren't Gay, Says Uganda's First Lady. In it, EDGE reports that:

The first lady of virulently anti-gay country Uganda says that homosexuality isn't natural, arguing that because cows aren't gay, people can't be gay, either.

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Since: Jan 08

Thailand

#1 Mar 20, 2014
What a stupid, ignorant bitch. She ought to ask someone who raises cattle for some info before she opens that hole she calls a mouth.
david traversa

Cordoba, Argentina

#2 Mar 20, 2014
If this is First Lady " wisdom " one can just imagine what the rest of the women are like .. Museveni must be looking for somewhere to hide ( in shame ).. I suggest the sex life of the giraffe as far more exciting .

Since: Mar 14

Cardiff, UK

#3 Mar 20, 2014
"Just because cows aren't gay," STFU you straight cow.
Mikey

Walpole, MA

#4 Mar 20, 2014
cows aren't gay = people aren't gay.......cows have 4 stomachs = people have 4 stomachs......her logic is undeniable................ idiot...I hope her vagina explodes
Zeppelin

Corryton, TN

#5 Mar 20, 2014
morganzz13 wrote:
"Just because cows aren't gay," STFU you straight cow.
http://www.topix.com/forum/new s/gay/TUNPPL3T7RK8T2MVO

“Common courtesy, isn't”

Since: Nov 07

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#6 Mar 20, 2014
Apparently, Mrs. Museveni tried to have sex with a series of heifers, all of whom rejected her.

I wonder if Mrs. Museveni has stopped and considered the possibility that maybe the cows weren't interested in sleeping with a woman who was neither as smart nor as attractive as them?

Since: Dec 08

Toronto, ON, Canada

#7 Mar 20, 2014
Dubya wrote:
What a stupid, ignorant bitch. She ought to ask someone who raises cattle for some info before she opens that hole she calls a mouth.
If she spent less time being a cow and more time learning about them she'd know gay bulls are actually very common, as are gay rams.

Since: Jan 08

Thailand

#8 Mar 20, 2014
JohnInToronto wrote:
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If she spent less time being a cow and more time learning about them she'd know gay bulls are actually very common, as are gay rams.
That was the point I was trying to make; I was just a bit too subtle. Thanks for clarifying!
Fundies R Mentally ill

Philadelphia, PA

#9 Mar 20, 2014
She's an udder genius.

Since: Mar 09

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#10 Mar 20, 2014
Let's see here...

Because cows don't lay eggs, chickens can't either.

Because monkeys can't breathe under water, fish can't either.

Because gibbons can't fly, birds can't either.

Because Mrs. Museveni can't think, nobody else can either.
Chance

Grove City, PA

#11 Mar 20, 2014
What a bunch of racists you gays are.
Fundies R Mentally ill

Philadelphia, PA

#12 Mar 20, 2014
Chance wrote:
What a bunch of racists you gays are.
Shut it you, you divorced, psychosexually unfit offal.

She's an ignorant bigot.

Your racism has been on display for all to see for years, filth.

“Common sense prevails.”

Since: Mar 14

3rd rock from the sun.

#13 Mar 20, 2014
Chance wrote:
What a bunch of racists you gays are.
No, we like all cattle regardless of color, creed or sexual orientation.

“Some people are gay - get over”

Since: Apr 08

Reading PA

#14 Mar 21, 2014
Well I guess this tells us what Uganda politicians think of their people. They think they are the same as cows. At least here in the USA we're thought of as sheep.
Rainbow Kid

Alpharetta, GA

#17 Mar 21, 2014
Absolutely wrote:
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Hope your d!ck rots off, Uve, you POS
You have strange thoughts
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Are you strange?

Since: Jan 13

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#18 Mar 21, 2014
Marcus wrote:
I don't know about the cow analogy but Uganda is spot on when it comes to dealing withqueers!
But really how can they 'deal with them' as you put it, when there aren't any?

Goes along with there is no mental illness cause we said so. We're all evolved from cows, who'd a thought. Cows don't make First Ladies, so neither should people

Since: Jan 13

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#20 Mar 21, 2014
Marcus wrote:
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There aren't any because they deal with them so quickly and effectively.
one born every minute [like you]
next generation comes up and some will be gay ...it's not 'dealt' with, it's human rites crimes
Fundies R Mentally Eel

Philadelphia, PA

#21 Mar 21, 2014
Marcus wrote:
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There aren't any because they deal with them so quickly and effectively.
Troll, you don't know anything about how many glbt people are in Africa.

The Uganda laws are new. They therefore have not been "dealing with them."

Uganda is going to be seriously defunded.

Since: Jan 08

Pattaya, Thailand

#22 Mar 21, 2014
Marcus wrote:
I don't know about the cow analogy but Uganda is spot on when it comes to dealing with queers!
So when are you moving there? I'm sure the land of Idi Amin would graciously welcome you to the land of heterosexual cows.
Rambeaux

Philadelphia, PA

#24 Mar 21, 2014
Mrs. Museveni has a point. If cows cannot produce calves they are worthless. If horses cannot produce colts they will eventually become extinct. All fauna life requires a sperm cell and an egg cell. Even gays are the products of heterosexual unions.

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