The inspiring Story of DMxMD
Posted in the Lowes Companies Forum
#1 Nov 12, 2012
Mother throws baby in garbage can
July 15, 1985
DMxMD's mother was rushed to a hospital in Shawnee, KS for an unrelated issue and did not tell hospital staff she was pregnant, the Shawnee Police Department said. She then went to the bathroom and gave birth to the boy, wrapped him in a plastic bag and hid him in the garbage.
Medical staff found the baby and were able to resuscitate him.
Although the baby was born with birth defects and mental deficiencies, as a teen DMxMD was able to obtain employment as a Walmart Greeter with the assiatnce of a job coach that worked along side him.
However, after customers complained about his excessive slobbering and inappropriate remarks to little children, he was demoted to a cart pusher position.
This enraged the young man. He carried this hatred around and vowed one day to get revenge on the "smart people".
Meanwhile, over at Lowe's a new CEO took over by the name of Robert Niblock. Under Niblock, Lowe's lowered it's standards in many ways, particularly in it's selection of front line managers.
DMxMD saw this as an opportunity to get his revenge on the "smart people". He asked his half brother, who was two years younger than him to go on an interview for a Lowe's Assistant Manager position. His half brother was in good health and without any defects physically or mentally. Also, he and his half brother looked very much alike, depite having different fathers.
The half brother went on the interview, impressed the hiring manager and was offered the position of Assistant Manager at the Lowe's store in Shawnee Kansas. DMxMD's half brother showed up on the first day and impressed the store staff.
Later that day, DMxMD and his half brother faked a head injury back in the Receiving Department, then they switched places. As DMxMD was laying on the floor slobbering as usual, the healthy half brother quietly slipped out through the garden center gate.
Lowe's personnel called for an ambulance, the newly hired Assistant Manager was taken to a local hospital, where he was admitted. The diagnosis was traumatic brain injury due to the accident at Lowe's.
He was now on workman's comp and came back to work within a couple weeks. Lowe's had still not realized the brothers pulled a switch a roo on them.
Not wanting to pay worker's comp, Lowe's allowed him to return and remain in the Assistant Manager's position.
This is how DMxMD "got his revenge on the smart people". Till this day, the employees at Shawnee Kansas still are unaware of this fraud that is being perpetrated on them.
... "And now you know the rest of the story."
#2 Nov 12, 2012
Lol. That's hilarious.
#3 Nov 12, 2012
Well, DMxMD is not in a Lowes in Shawnee KS nor did he start as an ASM. He also has some college time behind him. Man, for someone with deficiencies he's pretty smooth!
#4 Nov 12, 2012
Alvarez is just a crazy, disgruntled, old appliance sales specialist at the whitehall, pa store. Don't worry, he wont be around much longer, as he was recently put on a final for the same insanity he spews here. Well even if I did have an identical twin, we could both trade off days working, and still make 4 times as much each as he'll make on unelployment, if he gets it that is. Pretty smooth for someone with deficiencies.
#5 Nov 12, 2012
They call "Mister MYLOWES" at the Whitehall store.
#6 Nov 14, 2012
If there was ever a justification for an automatic abortion, DMxMD would be it.
He takes, he gives little. He has utter contempt for both Lowe's employees and customers.
He needs to go.
Him and his expensive "fancy shoes".
#7 Nov 14, 2012
What have I ever said about customers you loser? Have fun with your early retirement. Should be any day now.
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