Marvel Comics editor says gay superheroes reflect real world
Editor in chief of Marvel Comics, Axel Alonso, has said that gay comic book superheroes reflect the "real world", showing mutants have the same lives and issues as readers.
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Since: Oct 10
#1 Jun 20, 2012
Too bad there were no gay characters in Batman in the 60's.
#2 Jun 20, 2012
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF BUTTMAN AND QUEERBOY
BY STEVE and RMOG
Your queer hero’s
ALBATRAUM AS - BUTTMAN
BRODY AS – QUEERBOY
CONDOM RICE AS- THE RUBBER
THE RUBBER’S Hinchqueers
PAGAN AS- FAGANFACE
FRANKIE AS – FRANKINQUEER
GRYPH AS – THE LIZARD
BORNGAY AS - JIZUM
NANA AS – THE ELEPHANT
And possibly others..
Our story opens up in a small town called Queersville, where all has been quiet, until one early morning at the condom plant…..
Workers are planning a busy day making poo flavored condoms for all queers to enjoy until all of a sudden, masked robbers bust in holding pink squirt guns demanding all of the condoms. The workers comply and hand over the condoms and the thieves escape.
Soon after, the butt signal then goes and then the buttphone rings. Buttman was very unhappy because he was in the middle of drilling for oil in Queerboy’s bung-hole. Buttman runs to the phone and the Commissioner tells him he needs to see him in his office right away. Buttman then yelled “To the Buttcave”. Buttman and Queerboy slide down the jiz covered poles, jumped on their pink buttscooter (((without a seat of course))) and headed off to downtown Queersville.
After arriving, the commissioner told them what had happened. Buttman said:“This could only be the work of one evil queer, THE RUBBER".“We have got to retrieve those condoms or the citizens of Queersville will starve”. Buttman and Queerboy run back to the buttscotter and head back to the buttcave to make plans.
In the meantime, what is happening at the hideout of THE RUBBER and his queer henchman?
Meanwhile at the hideout of THE RUBBER...
THE RUBBER and all his evil queer henchmen are sitting around a table having a meeting.
THE RUBBER: "Fellow queers! This indeed is a great day! As a reward for your helping me I have stuffed 100 condoms up my bung-hole! You may each approach and take a handful!"
He then dropped trou and bent over and spread his nasty stinking cheeks. One by one all the queers walked up to pull a handful of poo covered condoms from his cavernous bung-hole.
After all the queers got their condoms they all sat back down around the table and began chewing on their rewards.
THE RUBBER: "Now I want to know the status of the projects you are all working on. We'll start with FAGANFACE and go around the table."
FAGANFACE: "Well RUBBER I've been wearing my new trench coat around the new elementary school. THere are some really cute little boys there!"
FRANKENQUEER: "I've been doing my best to get rid of our arch rivals The Real Man of Genius and Steve. It seems they have taken over the Spectrum Cafe and I can't do anything about it - waaaa, waaaa, waaaa" - starts crying.
THE LIZARD: "I've just been stuffing my fat ugly lizard face and munching on my girl's old smelly rug!"
JIZZUM: "Well lately all I've been doing is digging for M&Ms in my son BMboi's bung-hole!"
THE ELEPHANT: "I've just been eating as much as I can and making my nasty big ole elephant butt grow bigger and pooing."
THE RUBBER: "Okay who wants more condoms?"
WOW!! I wonder what BUTTMAN and QUEERBOY are up to back at the Butt Cave...
Maybe we'll find out in CHAPTER 3 COMING UP FROM STEVE!!!
#3 Jun 20, 2012
Meanwile, back at the Buttcave...
Buttman: Queerboy, do me a favor and ask Alfred to bring my some poo balls while I examine these jiz stained panties left at the scene.
Queerboy: Okay Buttman.
As Queerboy slithered back up the jiz covered buttpole, Buttmann was working very hard on examining the panties. He began to sniff them and then licked them. The next thing you know, Buttman started to eat them and began to choke. At that time, Queerboy and Alfred slid down the pole and walked up on Buttman..
Buttman: gag, help.. gasp gasp..((((while holding his neck and half the panties hanging out of his mouth)))
Queerboy: Oh boy oh boy,charades !! I love charades !! Let me guess, you are a mummy?
Alfred: No no no !! You're a clothes rack?
Buttman: gasp mmmm rrrr...
Queerboy: Uh... I give up
Buttman then fell to the floor and turned as purple as the "queer flag" Alfred then relized he was choking and kicked him in the back and buttman spit out the panties...
Buttman got up from the floor and thanked Alfred by licking his old bung-hole clean. In the middle of doing so, he ended up cutting his tounge on a sharp metal object. Buttman pulled it out of Alfred's bung-hole and discovered it was a rusty old class ring. He looked on the back of the ring and it said...
"THANKS FOR THE AIDS - LOVE THE Blond Dunce"
As Buttman was down on his knees with his butt in the air licking Alfred's bung-hole out, Queerboy looked down, got horny and pulled out his "P" and began drilling Buttman's bung-hole.
As all three queers are going at it like dogs in heat, the buttphone begins ringing.
"Darn it!" yells Queerboy as he pulls out of Buttman's bung-hole and shuffles over to the buttphone with his pants around his ankles.
Queerboy: "Oh yes commissioner, uh we were just going over our strategy on how we're going to recover the stolen condoms from The Rubber and his gang! Yes sir we'll get right on it sir! HOLY JIZZ BAGS BUTTMAN!!! The Rubber and his gang are selling the poo-flavored condoms to queers on the street!"
Buttman finally stops licking Alfred's bung-hole and gets up.
Buttman: "This is an outrage Queerboy! We must stop the Rubber and his evil henchqueers! The good queers of Queersville will be forced to pay what ever they ask for poo condoms now! Quick to the Butt Mobile!!!"
Once again Buttman and Queerboy slide down the Buttpole onto the Butt Mobile and they're off..
Woo Woo Woo (the siren is Richard Simmons face going "woo woo woo").
The RUBBER and his queerhenchmen were very busy selling the poo condoms because afterall, they had all of them. FAGANFACE had his own little booth set up on a street corner when he noticed the buttmobile coming around the corner. FAGANFACE started stuffing condoms in his mouth to get rid of the evidence..
Queerboy: Holy jizum Buttman, there's FAGANFACE and he's trying to eat the evidence !!
Buttman: No worried Queerboy, I will throw my buttflavoed ninja star and stop him.
Buttman whipped out the ninja stat, threw it at FAGANFACE, striking him in his left eye. FAGANFACE fell to the ground and flopped around like a beached whale. All the neighborhood kids seen the and siezed the oppurtunity to seek revenge for all the years he molested them. They all picked up stones and started pelting FAGANFACE until his was nothing but a lump of AIDS blubber.
Queerboy: Holy jizum Buttman, should we help FAGANFACE!?
Buttman: Are you crazy!! Now that he's gone we can molest them now.
Buttman and Queerboy headed up main street and soon was confronted by the ELEPHANT..
ELEPHANT: WAAAAHHH... WAHHHHH...
#4 Jun 20, 2012
Buttman and Queerboy see a sight that makes them stop in their tracks...
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Go the Elephants footsteps as she plods up Mainstreet swinging her big fat azz smashing through everything in sight. Queers are being squashed under her massive feet. Shops are being destroyed!
Buttman: "Holy Hippopotamus Queerboy! What on Earth is that?"
Queerboy: "I don't know Buttman but that's either a real elephant or the biggest, fattest dyke I've ever seen! I'm scared buttman!! What do we do now???"
Buttman: "Stop where you are Elephant!"
The Elephant turns around and faces her monstrous buttocks at Buttman and lets go with a nasty crap the size of a volkswagon.
Queerboy: "Oh my god Buttman that's nasty but look the pile is filled with condoms!"
Buttman: "Holy sh!t Queerboy you're right! We will have to dig through that pile of crap and recover those condoms!"
So Buttman and Queerboy begin recovering the condoms from the Elephants pile of sh!t. But little do they know that Jizzum and The Lizard have come up the street.
Oh oh! I wonder what 's in store for the Dynamic Queers now???
I guess we'll have to find out in Chapter 7...from STEVE!!!!
As Buttman and Queerboy were digging through the elephant poo, an f-16 fighter jet (((THE PILOT IS HOMIE))) came speeding through the clouds, making its way toward The Elephant. She let's out a loud waaaahhhh...waaahhh and the f-16 fired 1 missile. The missile struck the Elephant and there was a huge explosion that toppled many building, killing 1,000 queers, including the Lizard and Jizum who were running for their lives. The explosion even knocked out Buttman and Queerboy..
Hours later, Buttman and Queerboy awoke to discover they were hanging outside a 10 story building by nothing but a pair of pantyhose
Queerboy: Holy jizum Buttman, what's going on?
Buttman: The only one evil enough to do this is none other than, THE RUBBER.
Queerboy: Buttman, Buttman, I just though of something! I'm going to poo on myself and let it slide down my leg and eat it when it gets to my mouth.
At the time they heard a laugh that resembled a little school girl. The RUBBER and the only queerhenchman left alive,Frankinqueer, peaked over the ledge of the window and THE RUBBER said....
RUBBER: Wahaha, now you are going to die. I sprinkled some ferry dust all over the pantyhose and soon it will eat through them, causing you two to plunge to your death.. BUH BYE!!!
Frankinqueer: Can I eat their guts after they hit the ground?
OH NO !! HOW ARE THEY GOING TO ESCAPE!! ASK RMOG
Well folks it doesn't look good for our heroes (heroes? BWAHAHAHAHA)...
Slowly the fairy dust begins disintegrating the pantyhose...rip, stretch, rip, run, tear...until...oh oh..
Can this be the end of the Dynamic Dimwits?
Are our Merry Morons doomed?
Shall we say goodbye to the Buttman and Queerboy forever?
The two queer crimefighters begin falling 10 stories to their doom when all of a sudden what is this???
Right below them on the street is Alfred and he's blowing up condoms that he salvaged from The Elephants pile of crap! He's managed to create an emergency landing cushion out of poo flavored condoms!
Buttman and Queerboy hit the condoms...
Buttman bounces back up in the air about five stories then back down and bounces up another two stories until finally he remains on the street bruised and shaken up but he's okay.
Queerboy on the other hand, weighing in at a good 375 pounds, suffered a different fate. Alfred's condom cushion did little to stop Queerboy's fall and he went straight through the street to his death, creating a 10 foot deep crater.
#5 Jun 20, 2012
Buttman and Alfred walk over to the crater and can see Queerboys broken body and they start to cry. Buttman lowers himself down the hole via the buttrope and decided to give Queerboy one more bung-hole thrashing before his soul goes to hell.
Alfred: Suttman, I just seen THE RUBBER and Frankinqueer skipping down the road holding hands and giggling !! Pull up your wonderwoman underoo's and let's go !!
Buttman: To the buttscooter !!
Buttman and Alfred hop back on the scooter and race down the street chasing after THE RUBBER and Frankinqueer, eventually trapping them on a dead end street.
Buttman: This is the end of the line for you two. Give up the rest of the condoms or else !
At that time Alfred looked behind him and noticed 2 state police cars pulling up behind them.
Alfred: Uh oh...
WHOA! IT'S A GOOD THING THE COPS PULLED UP AGAIN !! OR IS IT? THE FINAL CHAPTER BY RMOG !
The two police interceptors roll up behind Buttman, Alfred, The Rubber and Frankenqueer.
Buttman says "Oh goody it's the police! I love men in uniform! And look at the size of those billy clubs! Grrrrrr""
Alfred (jumpng up and down clapping his hands) says "Oh I hope they frisk us!"
"Okay you big burly Policemen do your duty and frisk us then arrest them! They're the ones who stole the poo condoms from the Condom Factory!" Buttman says batting his eyes.
Well these are stone cold State Troopers not Queersville local fruity cops...
One trooper looks at his partner and says "Get a load a this sissy in the underoos. Say what's your name sissy?"
"Uh Buttman sir. Shall I bend over for a body cavity search now sir?" Buttman replies as he begins bending over.
"Buttman? What the hell? And who are those other two creeps?" says the Trooper.
"That's The Rubber and Frankenqueer - they are the bad men who we are after. Arrest them, arrest them!"
Meanwhile The Rubber and Frankenqueer are cowering down hugging each other and crying like little school girls.
The Trooper: "Well I've seen about all I can stomach here. Boys lets do our duty to serve and protect normal decent people!"
The troopers all draw their weapons and for a full minute they let go with a barrage of gunfire that rips all four queers to bloody shreds.
The moral of the story is that in the eyes of the law and decent good normal folks there are no good queers or bad queers there's just queers and they all deserve to die!
WAY TO GO BOYS IN BLUE!!!
#6 Jun 20, 2012
I thought in your world it was "BOYS IN BROWN (shirts)".
Your Hate Speech has been reported.
Good luck with your coming out process.
Contented, secure men do not fantasize about killing others because they differ. They are too busy being content...
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