LOL!!!Nucklehead, you're wasting good internet ink sparring with Barbie....It's a dead end, and you might as well give it up. Some people are just so much smarter than us neocons, younger, prettier, better educated, capable of ordering properly at Starbucks, able to discuss fine wines and films with subtitles, order in French restaurants, know the best bottled water sources and how to save the trees, seals, field mice and polar bears. when they come down from their ivory towers, usually at some lib college, to give us instructions, we should listen, and obey, as they know what is best for us.
I couldn't have said it better myself! Need a job? You'd be good in PR.
On second thought, you might as well pull your wifebeater over your mullet, light up a Marlboro, kick back with Cooter and the Gang and keep swillin' the Ripple out back behind the trailer.
No sense breaking with tradition!