Torture devices seeking righteous buyer

Reporting from New York - It slices! It dices! It pierces and pokes! It pulls stubborn flesh from bone with the flick of a wrist! And if that doesn't get your prisoner talking, perhaps the ornate chair with its spiked seat, back and arm rests will do the trick.

[Dick Cheney]

Hold the entire lot for me. I'll take all you got!

[Dick Cheney]

I'll take all you got! Please hold the entire lot for me or I'll shoot you in the face, my friend!

[ChgoSaint]

Thank God, these torture devices sound reasonable. I was afraid Bush and Cheney were releasing their autobiographies.

[ChgoSaint]

Sean Hannity just reported that none of these things are torture devices and he will prove it by allowing them to be used on him for $1000 every second and donating the money to charity.

[Maryann]

Why not donate to a museum. They certainly sound like museum pieces. How can anyone presume they can control how a buyer will use the items... or possibly resell?

[SIG]

Let me guess, Madame Speaker Pelosi has never seen the story, or she was misguided by the people who wrote the story, or she can't recall seeing the story about these devices.

Onward to Socialized Healthcare!

[fuwee]

Sell them to te CIA to use on America's enemies. Much better than waterboarding.

[Oh No]

I hear Harry Reid is interested - for personal and PRIVATE use.

[John Birch]

It disgusts that me so many Americans think our interrogation methods are torture.

Making these items the moral equivalent of what our interrogation methods are, is abhorrent. I have even heard our methods compared to the Holocaust.

Get real people. The USA under President Bush did not TORTURE.

Look at these devices. Now that is torture.

Show me any Muslim who has been bone crushed, burned, pincers used on flesh, etc. and I'll believe you. But last time I checked the prisoners are in good health, eating better than in their homeland, and in fact have put on a great deal of weight.

So knock it off about torture in the Bush administration please?

Okay, I know you won't.

A Happy Thought Then: Nothing has changed under the Messiah. It's all just business as usual. He lied. Oh well.

[Reality]

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