Sacha Baron Cohen: The men in his life

His latest alter ego, a gay Austrian fashionista, is already hailed as a work of genius. But can Sacha Baron Cohen ever just be himself?</

Photo: Sacha Baron Cohen as the fashion journalist Brüno

They didn't know, the Alabama National Guard. Never realised that allowing a German documentary-maker into their high-security training camp 65 miles east of Birmingham would go so wrong. They certainly couldn't have guessed, when they agreed to let him take part in training, that this curiously effeminate man would adorn his US military uniform with a white D&G belt, or strip in front of a locker room-full of crew-cut squaddies to reveal a camouflage thong.

Ron Paul didn't twig, either, that a TV interview that was supposed to be about Austrian economics might end in a candle-lit hotel bedroom, where a blond male journalist would proffer cheap champagne before attempting to seduce him. Never, in his wildest dreams, could the 73-year-old hero of the Republican right have envisioned that a predatory homosexual would have the gall to suddenly drop his trousers. That's why Paul ran away shouting: "This is ENDED!"

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[unimpressed]

Thanks for making 'em all squirm, Sacha!

[writewingproxyco ntin]

In a land of bullsht, the bullshtter to end all bullshtters is king.

[Otzi]

unimpressed wrote:

Thanks for making 'em all squirm, Sacha!

Unimpressed from CA, you're governor is a "girlie man"!
-He'd rather have ein big chest rather than ein big bratwurst.

-When he first saw Maria, he did't know whether to kiss her or scratch her face.

-He hates gays because they're too macho for him!