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TellitLikeItis

Salisbury, NC

#1 Apr 14, 2009
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
ryan

AOL

#2 Apr 14, 2009
why can't ray charles read?

he's a n-----:)

Why is he always smiling?

He doesn't know hahaha

Why did the black woman not wear panties to the picnic?

To keep the flies off of the chicken.

Whats long black, and smelly?

The welfare line.

I could really do this all day :(
ryan

AOL

#3 Apr 14, 2009
What do black people do AFTER a blood test?

Cry because they have AIDS lol

I made that one up myself :)

“ENJOY THE SILENCE!”

Since: Nov 08

I LOVE IBIZA!

#4 Apr 15, 2009
TellitLikeItis wrote:
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
now go tacke a picnic in trailer parck and let white people alone..

The_Chad

“Dr Chad is in now in the house”

Since: Mar 09

Northern California

#5 Apr 18, 2009
Are those the best jokes he could find? As for his crack on the size of the white mans unit, I would like to remind everyone that John Holmes the man with the worlds longest unit was a white man ^^ Peace

The_Chad

“Dr Chad is in now in the house”

Since: Mar 09

Northern California

#6 Apr 18, 2009
A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop!
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary?
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.
Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person goin to church.
Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?
A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"?
A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.
Q: Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
A: He said: "If I'ze gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna looks im-po-tant."

The_Chad

“Dr Chad is in now in the house”

Since: Mar 09

Northern California

#7 Apr 18, 2009
Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel

Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a black?
A: A microphone.

Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister

Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them

Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black

Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us

Q: What do you call a black man at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Polution

Q: What do you call all the black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution

Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: Whats yellow, black in the middle and funny?
A: A school bus full of blacks driving off a cliff

Q: What's purple and chained to my front porch?
A: It's my damn neigro and I'll paint him any color I want to.

Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation

Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.

Q: A black guy and a spanish guy are in a car whos driving?
A: The cop

Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk

Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs

Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family

Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nicca thinks its a cadillac.
F--K White People

Lindsay, Canada

#11 Oct 29, 2010
Q: what do white people and tampons have in common
A: There both stuck up c__ts
Grudge

AOL

#13 Nov 2, 2010
What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary?
A: You get a picture of White farmers in Zimbabwea crying in front of the BBC camera stating "Robert Mugabe took my farm away, and we dont wont to move back to white Europe, cause we will live in poverty, HELP".
Lebron

Chicago, IL

#14 Dec 3, 2010
What was 2 teeth and 500 legs?

The country music awards
Spikewebbe

Jersey City, NJ

#15 Dec 16, 2010
ryan wrote:
why can't ray charles read?
he's a n-----:)
Why is he always smiling?
He doesn't know hahaha
Why did the black woman not wear panties to the picnic?
To keep the flies off of the chicken.
Whats long black, and smelly?
The welfare line.
I could really do this all day :(
So typical of a white guy; can't read??? This is for WHITE one liners, moron.
Spikewebbe

Jersey City, NJ

#16 Dec 16, 2010
Lebron wrote:
What was 2 teeth and 500 legs?
The country music awards
Hahahahaha; but it should be what's WHITE with two teeth and 500 legs?? The country music awards.
shelaker

Pipestone, MN

#17 Dec 28, 2010
Lebron, what a dumb name. Hopefully, it's not your real name. If it is, I can alresdy read you like an old JET magazine.
KKK

Lexington, NC

#18 Oct 5, 2011
Why dont black people stick there heads out the window of a car.

Their lips will beat them to death.

Since: Oct 10

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#19 Oct 22, 2011
Looks like "Romper Room's" all full.
Brandi

Atlanta, GA

#21 Feb 4, 2012
Wow it's some racist ass people on here, yeah I'm talking about you whitey
Toshon

Fairview Village, PA

#22 Feb 28, 2012
I think it's just supposed to be funny. I think.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#23 Feb 28, 2012
White people are annoying

National City, CA

#25 Sep 29, 2012
The_Chad wrote:
Q: How do you kill 50 flys?
A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel
Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a black?
A: A microphone.
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us
Q: What do you call a black man at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Polution
Q: What do you call all the black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Solution
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: Whats yellow, black in the middle and funny?
A: A school bus full of blacks driving off a cliff
Q: What's purple and chained to my front porch?
A: It's my damn neigro and I'll paint him any color I want to.
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.
Q: A black guy and a spanish guy are in a car whos driving?
A: The cop
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family
Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nicca thinks its a cadillac.
Cool story .. Now can I have fries with that , thanks
Trolly

Lake Geneva, WI

#26 Oct 3, 2012
A black a Mexican and a Jew walk into a bar the bartender says? Get the f$&k out of here

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