Happy Thanksgiving

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#21 Nov 28, 2013
wiseAfricanAmerican wrote:
Have a joyful, wonderful, celebration of eating, drinking, arguing with family members who're either righties, lefties, or politically disabled. Stuff your faces, have a drink, them stuff your face again. Get ready for some FOOTBALL...that city due Northwest is going doooooown!
Enjoy this day to relax and do nothing but eat,eat eat, and thank god your ancestors made this day a reality, for without them, you'd still be eating wild onions and potatoes with a little gruel for a filler. So thank you white people from sea to shining sea, that we can sit down to a nice big plate of hog maws, honey spiral ham, chitterlings, collard greens, turkey & dressing, gravy, sweet potatoes, dinner rolls, potato salad, green beans, cranberry / pomegranate sauce, sweet potato pie, frosted pound cake, baked beans topped with bacon, and liquor & beer.
We humbly thank thee O' great white father in the sky for blessing us so graciously with all the good things we grow on the natives former land. We appreciate your governance in our affairs and daily lives. As we gorge we will say a prayer for those looking in our window with distended bellies. Amen.
Sounds good to me, except for the hog innards. Have a great day!

Since: Nov 13

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#22 Nov 28, 2013
They cannot kill a Spook wrote:
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Same to you. No long travel for me. Got the rabbits soaking and the turkey ready to go.
Somalis like rabbit. Why don't you donate a few of them to a Somali cafe or community mosque!

Since: Nov 13

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#23 Nov 28, 2013
rowdy01 wrote:
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Sounds good to me, except for the hog innards. Have a great day!
I don't eat the innards either but a lot of urban people do. Some just can't break bad eating habits they bought from down south.

“YOUR STUPIDITY”

Since: Apr 10

IS APPALLING!

#24 Nov 28, 2013
wiseAfricanAmerican wrote:
<quoted text> Somalis like rabbit. Why don't you donate a few of them to a Somali cafe or community mosque!
Uh oh......
Duke for Mayor

Canton, OH

#25 Nov 28, 2013
wiseAfricanAmerican wrote:
<quoted text> Somalis like rabbit. Why don't you donate a few of them to a Somali cafe or community mosque!


A woman walks into a bar with a rabbit under her arm......

woof

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#26 Nov 28, 2013
Che Reagan Christ wrote:
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To quote your dear friend Catman Dave, "I hope you choke on a turkey bone."
Always a ray of sunshine from you. What a miserable life you experience.
Duke for Mayor

Canton, OH

#27 Nov 28, 2013


Guy walks into the dentist office late at night...

woof

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#28 Nov 28, 2013
They cannot kill a Spook wrote:
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Happy Thanksgiving
leave a little dressing out for the skunk
Crap, I left my striped fuzzy friends corn. Stop giving me erroneous advice! Happy turkey day my friend ;)

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#29 Nov 28, 2013
I am thankful for many of you that post on topix. Thank you for your insight on many issues even though we disagree at times, laughter, and friendship. Despite what some of the trolls think, we do know each other without anonymity. That makes my heart happy that you are part of my life and I yours.

Happy Thanksgiving!

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#30 Nov 28, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
<quoted text>Crap, I left my striped fuzzy friends corn. Stop giving me erroneous advice! Happy turkey day my friend ;)
Put put a small bowl of dry dog food for the skunks. They'll appreciate it and visit you every night.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#31 Nov 28, 2013
rowdy01 wrote:
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Put put a small bowl of dry dog food for the skunks. They'll appreciate it and visit you every night.
Really? They will just chase me, thanks for shrub jumping, hiding, running dreams tonight. Something wrong with you and spook; yet I kinda like ya.
Che Reagan Christ

Medina, OH

#32 Nov 28, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
<quoted text>Always a ray of sunshine from you. What a miserable life you experience.
I was simply quoting your dear friend Catman Dave. Tell it to him.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#33 Nov 29, 2013
Just read all of the heartfelt and warm wishes on this thread.'Good will towards men (and women)' is the overall theme, which is so awesome.

Except, of course, for our eternally unhappy, envious trolls, duke and che. Christmas will drive them over the edge.......at least we can all hope so.

Spook...you are a trip. And yes, dried cat or dog food really makes the skunks happy. Don't bother putting it in a dish, Glitter.

Since: Oct 10

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#34 Nov 29, 2013
rowdy01 wrote:
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Sounds good to me, except for the hog innards. Have a great day!
It's not so much that you eat them, Rowdy-doo. It's the flavor they bring to everything.

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#35 Nov 29, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
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It's not so much that you eat them, Rowdy-doo. It's the flavor they bring to everything.
True, a black coworker told me that hog maws are mostly used for flavoring, but a lot of older people do eat them.

Since: Oct 10

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#36 Nov 29, 2013
rowdy01 wrote:
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True, a black coworker told me that hog maws are mostly used for flavoring, but a lot of older people do eat them.
My dad and his brothers used to eat pigs feet! Yuck. I don't even remember how mother cooked them or how they ate them. All I remember is them in a big bowl of beans, the whole foot!!!, and me running for the woods!
The next night he'd be in a five star restaurant eating lobster newburg or frog legs.

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#37 Nov 29, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
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My dad and his brothers used to eat pigs feet! Yuck. I don't even remember how mother cooked them or how they ate them. All I remember is them in a big bowl of beans, the whole foot!!!, and me running for the woods!
The next night he'd be in a five star restaurant eating lobster newburg or frog legs.
I've had pickled pigs feet, but they came in a jar. Not something I'd go out of my way to try again. I'd think the pigs feet in the bean pot wouldn't be any different from ham hocks.
Che Reagan Christ

Medina, OH

#38 Nov 29, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
Just read all of the heartfelt and warm wishes on this thread.'Good will towards men (and women)' is the overall theme, which is so awesome.
Except, of course, for our eternally unhappy, envious trolls, duke and che. Christmas will drive them over the edge.......at least we can all hope so.
Spook...you are a trip. And yes, dried cat or dog food really makes the skunks happy. Don't bother putting it in a dish, Glitter.
Is hoping that Christmas drives me over the edge one of those "heartfelt and warm wishes" evidencing "Good will towards men"? Gold, Annie, gold.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#39 Nov 29, 2013
Che Reagan Christ wrote:
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Is hoping that Christmas drives me over the edge one of those "heartfelt and warm wishes" evidencing "Good will towards men"? Gold, Annie, gold.
You ended up over the edge a long time ago.
d pantz

United States

#40 Nov 29, 2013
Che Reagan Christ wrote:
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To quote your dear friend Catman Dave, "I hope you choke on a turkey bone."
.turkey contains tryptophan . The molecule is very close to being something very interesting, dimethyltryptamine.

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