15 Reasons Why Barack Obama Is the Greatest President In American History!

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“Seven Days In May”

Since: Oct 13

Hilliard, OH

#1 Nov 23, 2013
1) He's sending weapons to Libya to help repair Americaís strained relationship with Al-Qaeda.

2) Parents all across the country can now point to Barack Obama's performance when they're explaining to their children why they shouldn't use drugs.

3) He won the Nobel Peace Prize. Hello!!

4) Thanks to healthcare.gov , "New Coke" no longer has to bear the shame of being the worst product roll-out in American history.

5) Because of Obama, 91 million people without jobs now have plenty of time to spend with their family.

6) He extended childhood all the way up to 26 by allowing "children" to stay on their parents insurance until then.

7) He's kept goofy Uncle Joe Biden from becoming President for five long years.

8) No President in American history has done more to further gun sales than Barack Obama.

9) Without Barack Obama, none of us would have ever heard the name Sandra Fluke and what a tragedy that would be!

10) He has already broken Bill Clinton's record for the most lies told in one presidency with almost three years left to go in office.

11) When the SEALS asked for permission to kill Bin Laden, he didn't insist that they merely give Osama a good talking to instead.

12) He has worked tirelessly to know the American people better through invasive TSA searches, reading their emails, and listening in on their phone calls.

13) He's living proof that even a pothead who thinks there are 57 states can still live the American dream.

14) Because of Obama's economic policies, more Americans than ever have gotten to experience the sweet, sweet joy of funemployment!

15) Obama's policies are so bad that even real racists have stopped hating him for being black and hate him for his failed policies.
http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/20...

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#2 Nov 23, 2013
I saw the headline, then I saw your name, and for a brief moment worried if you flipped out on us. Then I read. Joe Biden has to have a genetic disorder. That man is indescribably strange. Maybe he's a retard and no one fessed up to it.

I think #4 made me laugh the most.

“Seven Days In May”

Since: Oct 13

Hilliard, OH

#3 Nov 23, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
I saw the headline, then I saw your name, and for a brief moment worried if you flipped out on us. Then I read. Joe Biden has to have a genetic disorder. That man is indescribably strange. Maybe he's a retard and no one fessed up to it.
I think #4 made me laugh the most.
I was trying to offer up a nice post for Che and Rhino to feel better about themselves; they're in misery here the past few days.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#4 Nov 23, 2013
Trayvonius Martinez wrote:
<quoted text>I was trying to offer up a nice post for Che and Rhino to feel better about themselves; they're in misery here the past few days.
Awwww. You're just not the type of guy to let Hallmark do it LOL. It's ever so much more meaningful when you send your very best in your own words!
Wait what

Dublin, OH

#5 Nov 23, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
I saw the headline, then I saw your name, and for a brief moment worried if you flipped out on us. Then I read. Joe Biden has to have a genetic disorder. That man is indescribably strange. Maybe he's a retard and no one fessed up to it.
I think #4 made me laugh the most.
I'm surprised you made such a rude comment. Brain trauma can transform you in a myriad of ways, and there is no controlling the misfires. The brain, and injuries to it, is the biggest mystery of the human body.

Politics being politics, though, he's still in the game.
Wait what

Dublin, OH

#6 Nov 23, 2013
Trayvonius Martinez wrote:
<quoted text>I was trying to offer up a nice post for Che and Rhino to feel better about themselves; they're in misery here the past few days.
Che chooses to surround himself in misery, and nothing on Topix is going to change that.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#7 Nov 23, 2013
Wait what wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm surprised you made such a rude comment. Brain trauma can transform you in a myriad of ways, and there is no controlling the misfires. The brain, and injuries to it, is the biggest mystery of the human body.
Politics being politics, though, he's still in the game.
Perhaps the wrong word for the sentiment I have for the man, which is not positive. No brain trauma history in Biden as far as I know, but for as often as he misspeaks and the strange things that have come out of his mouth, I have to wonder.

Politics being politics, it doesn't surprise me he's still in the game.

“Top of the world”

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#8 Nov 23, 2013
Trayvonius Martinez wrote:
1) He's sending weapons to Libya to help repair America’s strained relationship with Al-Qaeda.

2) Parents all across the country can now point to Barack Obama's performance when they're explaining to their children why they shouldn't use drugs.

3) He won the Nobel Peace Prize. Hello!!

4) Thanks to healthcare.gov , "New Coke" no longer has to bear the shame of being the worst product roll-out in American history.

5) Because of Obama, 91 million people without jobs now have plenty of time to spend with their family.

6) He extended childhood all the way up to 26 by allowing "children" to stay on their parents insurance until then.

7) He's kept goofy Uncle Joe Biden from becoming President for five long years.

8) No President in American history has done more to further gun sales than Barack Obama.

9) Without Barack Obama, none of us would have ever heard the name Sandra Fluke and what a tragedy that would be!

10) He has already broken Bill Clinton's record for the most lies told in one presidency with almost three years left to go in office.

11) When the SEALS asked for permission to kill Bin Laden, he didn't insist that they merely give Osama a good talking to instead.

12) He has worked tirelessly to know the American people better through invasive TSA searches, reading their emails, and listening in on their phone calls.

13) He's living proof that even a pothead who thinks there are 57 states can still live the American dream.

14) Because of Obama's economic policies, more Americans than ever have gotten to experience the sweet, sweet joy of funemployment!

15) Obama's policies are so bad that even real racists have stopped hating him for being black and hate him for his failed policies.
http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/20...
That's great!!! LMAO

“Zuzu's Petals”

Since: Sep 10

Bedford Falls

#9 Nov 23, 2013
Wait what wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm surprised you made such a rude comment. Brain trauma can transform you in a myriad of ways, and there is no controlling the misfires. The brain, and injuries to it, is the biggest mystery of the human body.
Politics being politics, though, he's still in the game.
Bionic misfit?

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#10 Nov 23, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
<quoted text>
Perhaps the wrong word for the sentiment I have for the man, which is not positive. No brain trauma history in Biden as far as I know, but for as often as he misspeaks and the strange things that have come out of his mouth, I have to wonder.
Politics being politics, it doesn't surprise me he's still in the game.
I'll always think Jeff Dunham was inspired by Uncle Joe when he created "Walter".
Wait what

Dublin, OH

#11 Nov 23, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
<quoted text>
Perhaps the wrong word for the sentiment I have for the man, which is not positive. No brain trauma history in Biden as far as I know, but for as often as he misspeaks and the strange things that have come out of his mouth, I have to wonder.
Politics being politics, it doesn't surprise me he's still in the game.
His brain trauma and subsequent surgery are well known. To have called someone a "retard" for something so out of his control is, politics aside, wrong.
Wait what

Dublin, OH

#12 Nov 23, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
<quoted text>
Perhaps the wrong word for the sentiment I have for the man, which is not positive. No brain trauma history in Biden as far as I know, but for as often as he misspeaks and the strange things that have come out of his mouth, I have to wonder.
Politics being politics, it doesn't surprise me he's still in the game.
https://www.aans.org/Patient%20Information/Co...

“Zuzu's Petals”

Since: Sep 10

Bedford Falls

#13 Nov 23, 2013
Wait what wrote:
<quoted text>
His brain trauma and subsequent surgery are well known. To have called someone a "retard" for something so out of his control is, politics aside, wrong.
Then, he shouldn't be in politics, should he? Could be he was an idiot before the surgery!
They cannot kill a Spook

United States

#14 Nov 23, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
I saw the headline, then I saw your name, and for a brief moment worried if you flipped out on us. Then I read. Joe Biden has to have a genetic disorder. That man is indescribably strange. Maybe he's a retard and no one fessed up to it.
I think #4 made me laugh the most.
Joe Biden makes retards look like mensa members.

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