Sounds legitimate...Here's a fact Obama is going to outlaw traditional marriage altogether and all existing marriages under Obama will be considered null and void under the new world order led by the self appointed leader Barack Obama.
He's also mandating that everyone must use Charmin bathroom tissue and no other brand as he is taking away all choice from you loyal American Patriots.
Also, did you notice lately how well his fantastical mind control techniques is bringing down fuel prices? He's a magical wizard to defy the world fuel market price fixing scheme.
Yes Obama and the Koch brothers little mind control duel....Obama baby....he's winning this one too.
I done heard that daggum evil brown Muslim Caesar Obamus is gonna git me with his commie death squads, take away muh grandpappy's plantation, an force me to pay my taxes too.
Dang un Murkan socialists!