You're supposed to save the "Act of God" card for when the environment is so screwed that even a retarded chimp can't deny it.<quoted text>
Hey now, that spill was an "act of God". Halliburton shouldn't have to pay for that.
Changes in our climate, as it is written in the book of Koch, chapter 1 verse 1
1. Doesn't exist.
2. It exists but not created by humans.
Then we get to...
3. God's punishment because of gay people.