“Hi-Yo Silver! Away!”

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#1 Apr 26, 2013
In George W. Bush's new presidential library, there is an exhibit on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

No one can find it, though.

LMAO!
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#2 Apr 26, 2013
George Bush and George Bush were dragging the deer they had just shot back to their truck. Another hunter approached, pulling his along, too.

"Sirs, I don't want to tell you how to do something," he said, " But I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer the other way. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."

After the third hunter left, they decided to try it. A little while later George said to George, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"

"Yeah," says George, "but we're getting farther from the truck."

**********

A guy walks into a bar asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

woof
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#4 Apr 26, 2013
"His closest advisors came to visit Dubya at the White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up. They were astonished since he had given up drinking years ago. When asked why he was off the wagon, Dubya replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle. They smiled and told him that wasn't much of an accomplishment. "Ah, but you're wrong. I did it in record time." When asked what that record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months. Again, they told him that wasn't that great. "Oh yeah?" said the commander in chief, "Well the box says 3-5 YEARS!""

woof
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#5 Apr 26, 2013
Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.

"I've got a problem," says W.

"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.

"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.

"A big rooster," replies W.

"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."

So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk.

Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."

woof

“Hi-Yo Silver! Away!”

Since: Aug 12

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#6 Apr 26, 2013
The Real Truth wrote:
<quoted text>
Tell it right if you're going to tell it
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes...
That's good...if you've got some time.

The one I used is a good quickie.
Big Johnson

Columbus, OH

#7 Apr 26, 2013
So a Catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

He orders a beer.

“Hi-Yo Silver! Away!”

Since: Aug 12

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#8 Apr 26, 2013
Big Johnson wrote:
So a Catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Cue George outraged diatribe, followed by personal insults, then possible new posting name.

Brilliant!
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#9 Apr 27, 2013
Big Johnson wrote:
So a Catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Try this version, it just flows better:

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

Bartender says "whattaya have Father?"

woof

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