Dennis Rodman Nobel Peace Prize?

Dennis Rodman Nobel Peace Prize?

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“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#1 Jul 3, 2013
It’s been a busy year for Dennis Rodman, the former NBA bad-boy-turned-diplomat.

He’s traveled to North Korea. He’s talked with Kim Jong Un and pronounced him a “friend for life.” He’s gone to Vatican City and kindly offered to assist with the selection of a new pope. All of which leads him to one conclusion: He should win the Nobel Peace Prize, like some sort of blond, pierced, tattoed version of, oh, Jimmy Carter or Al Gore.

“My mission is to break the ice between hostile countries,” Rodman told Sports Illustrated in an interview for its annual “Where are they now?” issue.“Why it’s been left to me to smooth things over, I don’t know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it’s the black guy’s [that would be President Obama] job. But I’ll tell you this: If I don’t finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something’s seriously wrong.”

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#2 Jul 3, 2013

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#3 Jul 3, 2013
I had to check what channel I had on this morning. News vs. Comedy Central.
Big Johnson

Columbus, OH

#4 Jul 3, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
I had to check what channel I had on this morning. News vs. Comedy Central.
You should stick to posting about yourself. It is less uninteresting than this.
They cannot kill a spook

Taylor, MI

#5 Jul 3, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
I had to check what channel I had on this morning. News vs. Comedy Central.
You can't make up sh1t as crazy as Rodman actually is.
Chucky

United States

#6 Jul 3, 2013
If obumer can win one why not Rodman!
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#7 Jul 3, 2013
They cannot kill a spook wrote:
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You can't make up sh1t as crazy as Rodman actually is.
Rodman has accomplished more than Obama to earn this prize.

Crazy Rodman just possibly may be an answer to nutcase dictators.

He was a magnificent defensive player, always has hot women surrounding him, and seems to have a very strong work ethic.

Dennis Rodman would not have done any worse than Obama as POTUS.

Would it not be a hoot to see Rodman give the State of the Union address?

how about dealing with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Ried. Dennis would straight out ask if Pelosi had plastic surgery on her bobbies and mommy chute like she did on her face and arms. Dennis likes women who dress up for him. Men too.

Harry Ried in a Ballet costume, and Dennis twirling him around promising him an hour of his time.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#10 Jul 3, 2013
Big Johnson wrote:
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You should stick to posting about yourself. It is less uninteresting than this.
Okay, starting a thread, thanks for permission. You are as inane as a worm, longer than your johnson, that shrivels up in the sun after a rain. Do you have one brain cell? Definitely trying to find it in the nether region.
They cannot kill a spook

Taylor, MI

#11 Jul 3, 2013
Reality Speaks wrote:
<quoted text>
Rodman has accomplished more than Obama to earn this prize.
Crazy Rodman just possibly may be an answer to nutcase dictators.
He was a magnificent defensive player, always has hot women surrounding him, and seems to have a very strong work ethic.
Dennis Rodman would not have done any worse than Obama as POTUS.
Would it not be a hoot to see Rodman give the State of the Union address?
how about dealing with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Ried. Dennis would straight out ask if Pelosi had plastic surgery on her bobbies and mommy chute like she did on her face and arms. Dennis likes women who dress up for him. Men too.
Harry Ried in a Ballet costume, and Dennis twirling him around promising him an hour of his time.
That would be funny to see. Though Barkley would have told those gun control nuts pha uck themselves with a handful of broken glass way before the Sandy Hook desplay of poor marksmanship

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#12 Jul 5, 2013
Chucky wrote:
If obumer can win one why not Rodman!
Sure thing! Rodman's prize should be in the form of a one way ticket to North Korea.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

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#13 Jul 5, 2013

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