You Are Probably A Child Pornographer

You Are Probably A Child Pornographer

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Enzyte Bob

Blacklick, OH

#1 Mar 8, 2013
NEWS YOU CAN USE: You Are Probably A Child Pornographer.“Do you have children? When they were young did they ever run around the house naked? Did you ever take a picture or video of it to show your spouse? If so, then you might be a child pornographer.” Or at least, charged as one by some idiot.
Enzyte Bob

Blacklick, OH

#2 Mar 8, 2013
Much like the Jeff Foxworthy "You Might Be A Redneck If ..." series, I wish someone would start a "You Might Be A Child Pornographer" series to demonstrate just how far and wide government powers go, to the point that it's difficult to avoid stepping over the line.

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Do you have children? When they were young did they ever run around the house naked? Did you ever take a picture or video of it to show your spouse? If so, then you might be a child pornographer.

Judge Throws Out Case Against "Child Pornographer"
A judge sided with Todd Hoffner, head coach at Minnesota State-Mankato, by throwing out the child porn charges against him last Friday.

The judge said the cellphone video was nothing more than children playfully dancing naked after a bath.

"I'm just so thankful to be waking up from this nightmare," Hoffner said after the ruling, which came more than three months after the coach was escorted off a practice field and later arrested.

Now, Hoffner said, he wants to get back on the sideline. But it's unclear when that may happen.

The university said he would remain on leave until its own investigation was complete, and school spokesman Don Benson said he had no timetable as to when that might happen.

Hoffner was charged after a school employee found the video on his university-issued cellphone and notified authorities. Hoffner had taken his problematic phone to work to be checked out.

Hoffner testified earlier that his three young children asked him to videotape a skit they had concocted after taking a bubble bath.

A search of his home computer found no evidence of child porn, and social workers found no evidence that the couple's children had been abused.

Good job, judge. Now the citizens of that town need to make sure their DA doesn't get re-elected.

While this sounds like a happy ending, read between the lines. This guy:
was arrested
was booked into jail for child pornography
had his home searched
had his computer searched
had his friends interviewed
was put on leave from his job
had his children interviewed by social workers
had to post bail
probably couldn't be alone with his kids
had to hire a lawyer

Sounds like a "nightmare" indeed.
In Georgia, pretty much ANY picture of ANY naked child for ANY reason (other than medical) counts as child porn, and it does not matter that the person in the picture is the one doing the sending. A teen who sends a single topless picture of herself to a boyfriend via internet or cell phone is committing a felony and can go to prison. People caught up in cases like this get branded "child pornographer" for life even if the charges are dismissed. Georgia's new "Restriction of Records" law (2013) may not help.

Columbus, OH

#3 Mar 8, 2013
Norman Rockwell would be in Jail these days and Labeled.

Remember the Skinny dipping painting? Boys at the creek.

Oxford, OH

#4 Mar 9, 2013
Meanwhile, the Feds protect porn and sodomy and abortion as civil rights,in deference to the LGBTQ community.

When you break it down, all of the illegal federal laws are patronage directed at Diversity people.

Feds protect porn and sodomy and elective abortion for LGBTQ, and prosecute child porn for women (mothers) and prosecute hate speech for jewish, queers, and blacks.

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