It's SO HOT...

[sidekick]

Yesterday I was sweating like a whore in church.
I actually seen a sunburnt mexican.
At work..we could perk coffee with our water jug.
Believe it or Not!: If you was up on a ladder high enough, it was pouring down rain for 1/2 the day.
Matter of fact, I was able to pick fried green tomatoes right out of the garden.
OK....I'll admit....I'm ~HOT~

[Ron]

People are lining up at McDonald's drive thru's to dump scalding hot cofee in their laps just to cool off.

It's pretty dry too. I caught a fish this morning and found two ticks behind its left ear.

[GlitterSucks]

This weather screams make a big pot of chili for dinner.

[Not Walt]

Still nowhere as hot as it is for Enzyte Bob in the 71 thread.

[rowdy01]

sidekick wrote:

Yesterday I was sweating like a whore in church.
I actually seen a sunburnt mexican.
At work..we could perk coffee with our water jug.
Believe it or Not!: If you was up on a ladder high enough, it was pouring down rain for 1/2 the day.
Matter of fact, I was able to pick fried green tomatoes right out of the garden.
OK....I'll admit....I'm ~HOT~

Yep its hot alright, and drier than a popcorn fart.

[Xena Warrior Princess]

Spookhereskcusxipot wrote:

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It was so hot yesterday when I was servici g a well the rig mast had the parifin was bubbling like bacon grease in a pan. Took the temp with an infrared thermometer and it said "are you f'n crazy"

So you got banned as "spookneverdies"?

[Obama]

"I think everybody agrees it’s too hot to play golf today."

[Walt]

sidekick wrote:

Yesterday I was sweating like a whore in church.
I actually seen a sunburnt mexican.
At work..we could perk coffee with our water jug.
Believe it or Not!: If you was up on a ladder high enough, it was pouring down rain for 1/2 the day.
Matter of fact, I was able to pick fried green tomatoes right out of the garden.
OK....I'll admit....I'm ~HOT~

Don't give up the nursing home, George to become a comedian... I had funnier root canals.....

[Walt]

rowdy01 wrote:

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Yep its hot alright, and drier than a popcorn fart.

VERY OLD George...Those are certainly 71 year old cripple "nursing home" so called jokes..

[GlitterSucks]

Walt wrote:

<quoted text>Don't give up the nursing home, George to become a comedian... I had funnier root canals.....

Wally, please refrain from drinking water, go roll around in the dead grass like the dog you are, hope you get a tick, no sunscreen for you. Have fun at your root canal, I called ahead and they are out of Novocaine; Normally I feel sorry for people who are hurt, I asked the dental hygienist to please you tube it.

[rowdy01]

GlitterSucks wrote:

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Wally, please refrain from drinking water, go roll around in the dead grass like the dog you are, hope you get a tick, no sunscreen for you. Have fun at your root canal, I called ahead and they are out of Novocaine; Normally I feel sorry for people who are hurt, I asked the dental hygienist to please you tube it.

Hell yeah. Just give him a shot of whiskey and yank that sucker out like in the old west. He's a tough old buzzard and can handle it.

[GlitterSucks]

Enzyte Bob wrote:

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A bunch of lame people trying to be witty? You call that hot?

Lord knows you aren't witty or hot, Mr. Tricycle.

[GlitterSucks]

rowdy01 wrote:

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Hell yeah. Just give him a shot of whiskey and yank that sucker out like in the old west. He's a tough old buzzard and can handle it.

Wally is so demented, he'll forget everything within the hour. Thank goodness they have a reply tracker or else he wouldn't realize what and where he's posted.

[Walt]

GlitterSucks wrote:

<quoted text>Wally is so demented, he'll forget everything within the hour. Thank goodness they have a reply tracker or else he wouldn't realize what and where he's posted.

You know Clitter (I mean George) maybe someday you will say something intellent & surprise everyone...

[GlitterSucks]

Walt wrote:

<quoted text>You know Clitter (I mean George) maybe someday you will say something intellent & surprise everyone...

Okay Otis, I'll try.

[Telgin]

Spookhereskcusxipot wrote:

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Not really clear cookies and I coukd reuse the name. Used to be registered as Spooktackular but when the crybabies / monitor's a^^h^le eaters ruined that by crying to topix about every post that was not pro obama pro tryvon or pro communism. Or pro baby rapist.

There are a lot of crybaby, a^^h^le eaters lurking in the troll depths that are such tattle tails and whiners that you know the moderators just delete posts without even reading them so that they can wipe the rear ends of the pan^y waste beatches.

[Telgin]

Spookhereskcusxipot wrote:

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I know a dentist who would be happy to provide free dental care to Walt. No pain killers and used tools. Free root canal but also no packing it or filling or cap it just leave them open so infection sets in......

What gets filled on Walt is not near his mouth.

[Walt]

Spookhereskcusxipot wrote:

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I know a dentist who would be happy to provide free dental care to Walt. No pain killers and used tools. Free root canal but also no packing it or filling or cap it just leave them open so infection sets in......

I'm going to say that's thee one the nursing home you are in uses, George?

[gokeefe]

Enzyte Bob wrote:

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A bunch of lame people trying to be witty? You call that hot?

Ambulance chasers, definitely very hot these days but in a very uncool way. Smelling a lot of exhaust these days, aren't you?

[gokeefe]

Walt wrote:

<quoted text>Don't give up the nursing home, George to become a comedian... I had funnier root canals.....

Do give up those reality orientation sessions with your therapist. You're wasting your time and money. Surprising your shrink hasn't recommended electroshock yet.