Do Whites secretly want to be Black?

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Scheherazade

Columbus, OH

#1 Dec 21, 2013
I keep coming back to these observations, especially when I see forums suchas Topix that have people filled withso much hatred towards people of color. I'd like to share some examples on why I think white people deep down would really like to be black:

White women with straight hair are always perming their hair up so they can get a more "naturally looking" curly style.
White women routinely get collagen injections so that they can have thicker, fuller lips.
Manufacturers actually make an undergarment for white women so that they can get a bigger booty that pops out like black peoples...
White men are deeply envious of black men's athletic prowess and also seem to equate the physicality of black men with a sexual prowess...
White people use extensively both the sun and tanning beds (with the cancer risks) just so that they can have darker skin (this is usually accompanied by going up to a black person they know claiming "I'm as dark as you!!!" -- which is offensive BTW)
White male teenagers have completely co-opted the hip hop movement and even suburbanites sport a more...
and when it comes to co-opting, let's look at the black trends and practices that have been taken over by white culture:

First and foremost: ELVIS!!
Dirty Dancing {black folks were doing it years before there was a movie}
Madonna and vogue-ing....also, a regular performance habit of black people in New York before she began doing it...
All the NSyncs, 98 Degrees, Backstreet Boys and other boy bands are a complete throwback to the Jackson 5....and not any of them are as good or lasted as long....

What are your thoughts and examples....
hey Chocolate Jimmie

Columbus, OH

#2 Dec 21, 2013
Does Scheherazade secretly want to be Rachel Jeantel doing a gorilla in the mist?

Black culture to envy? Sure...the culture is all fart and no splash.
Portnoy

Dayton, OH

#3 Dec 21, 2013
Wiggers are not cute.

R&B is ok, but jazz is boring.

Elvis died on a toilet suffering as a overweight drug addict.

The long nails thing that some ghetto people do is not attractive.

Any person that talks like Wanda Sykes or Reba McEntire should be gagged as a public nuisance.
creed

Runnemede, NJ

#4 Dec 22, 2013
i'm black and i openly want to be white..
creed

Runnemede, NJ

#5 Dec 22, 2013
nye just got to robbed by a white woman who is a wigger..
creed

Runnemede, NJ

#6 Dec 22, 2013
pfft fck this man whites Always acted black.. even the slave owners acted black.. that's part of how they confused native Americans into thinking they weren't being taken over by giving them black slaves and stuff..
Duke for Mayor

New Albany, OH

#7 Dec 22, 2013
Not really
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Galloway, OH

#8 Dec 22, 2013
My soul is black. Does that count?
BS Radar

Galena, OH

#9 Dec 22, 2013
I have absolutely no desire to be black. To be black in America a lot of them (not all) have to blame most things that go wrong in their lives on another race. That's not my thing.
BS Radar

Galena, OH

#10 Dec 22, 2013
Plus you have to be a Democrat only. You can't think for yourself. That's a big turnoff!
Sunshine

Chillicothe, OH

#11 Dec 22, 2013
Scheherazade wrote:
I keep coming back to these observations, especially when I see forums suchas Topix that have people filled withso much hatred towards people of color. I'd like to share some examples on why I think white people deep down would really like to be black:
White women with straight hair are always perming their hair up so they can get a more "naturally looking" curly style.
White women routinely get collagen injections so that they can have thicker, fuller lips.
Manufacturers actually make an undergarment for white women so that they can get a bigger booty that pops out like black peoples...
White men are deeply envious of black men's athletic prowess and also seem to equate the physicality of black men with a sexual prowess...
White people use extensively both the sun and tanning beds (with the cancer risks) just so that they can have darker skin (this is usually accompanied by going up to a black person they know claiming "I'm as dark as you!!!" -- which is offensive BTW)
White male teenagers have completely co-opted the hip hop movement and even suburbanites sport a more...
and when it comes to co-opting, let's look at the black trends and practices that have been taken over by white culture:
First and foremost: ELVIS!!
Dirty Dancing {black folks were doing it years before there was a movie}
Madonna and vogue-ing....also, a regular performance habit of black people in New York before she began doing it...
All the NSyncs, 98 Degrees, Backstreet Boys and other boy bands are a complete throwback to the Jackson 5....and not any of them are as good or lasted as long....
What are your thoughts and examples....
SURE, always wanted to come to Columbus and go down on Mt. Vernon avenue and join a black gang, deal drugs and shoot other blacks every night, matter of fact that happens every night, did last night. Don't think whites want to be blacks when it comes to that. Why is all that hair straightner for blacks in the stores, do they want to be whites???
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#12 Dec 22, 2013
Pope Che Reagan Christ I wrote:
My soul is black. Does that count?
black hearts burn in hell. Humans have pink/red hearts.

well done fantasy counselor, you point out other poor life decisions you made.
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Lodi, OH

#13 Dec 22, 2013
Reality Speaks wrote:
<quoted text>
black hearts burn in hell. Humans have pink/red hearts.
well done fantasy counselor, you point out other poor life decisions you made.
I am so thankful that I am not smart and observant as you.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#14 Dec 22, 2013
Anti-Pope Cheezus Opus Die Drinks Antifreeze I wrote:
<quoted text>
I am so thankful that I am not smart and observant as you.
I can't speak for RS, but I am ever so thankful not to be you.
sidekick

Columbus, OH

#15 Dec 22, 2013
You couldn't possibly do it "Secretly".

“Tenured Marxist Radical”

Since: Jan 13

Ivy League-ISIS

#16 Dec 22, 2013
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Lafayette, OH

#17 Dec 22, 2013
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“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#18 Dec 22, 2013
I don't get this entire line of thinking. Really? People want to be something other than what they are?

Cross-cultural influences are going to happen. Elvis did have a start with gospel music. Who cares? And is anyone going to rock stars like Bob Seger, who clearly pays homage to Chuck Berry on nearly all of his albums--Betty Lou, Cie Le Vie, etc? Seger would duckwalk like Berry during his performances -- he was that grateful for Berry's influence on his music and damn if he didn't get the crowd going with that act. Rock had a lot of its roots in the blues...

Don't think there was no white influence on black musicians? Hmmm. Ever hear of Charlie Pride? C&W isn't my thing but um...

Not sure who started that ugly-assed two-foot long nail thing, but damn those fingernails look like weapons and I see them on just about half the female population these days...white, black, Asian, etc.
Camille

Dayton, OH

#19 Dec 22, 2013
Rap music is generally offensive, but occasionally some rappers are amusing in a trashy sort of way.

Many white people admire the entitlement mentality of blacks, but the better ones don't.
Legal highs

Montréal, Canada

#21 Dec 23, 2013
Legal highs can be bought at www.research-khemicals.com

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