I've demonstrated my Colby bona fides, booner. You were caught lying about Bowdoin and no matter how much you stomp your feet that's not going to change.<quoted text>
You don't know for sure whether I went to Bowdoin or not, and it's eating you up inside. It's just like you have a school of piranhas inside you, eating away at everything. Nibble nibble nibble.
We know for certain that you didn't graduate from either Colby or Bowdoin. How's that for ya?
What a loser.