Enzyte Bob

Blacklick, OH

#313 Feb 14, 2013
the trouble with using this software is that you see above is that it's easy to generate a lot of text without a lot of effort. I guess I'm going to have to stop myself after two paragraphs because nobody likes to read books like what this software just spit out above.
WiseAmerican

Columbus, OH

#314 Feb 14, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL You little brat! I assure you I am young enough for more than once a week....but, yeah, there is that chance I'd quit my job and be your 'forever groupie.' p enis Drunk? Don't know it. Should I ask you to elaborate? I'm not sure.........
Hey, WA, I got meetings in 3 - 2 - 1
Oh, you wouldn't know what that is probably because, you've never had a man put it on you so good that your passions were on fire and it was all that you could think about for a while. And those thoughts kept you in anticipation for the next romp. That is p nis drunk, my dear.
WiseAmerican

Columbus, OH

#315 Feb 14, 2013
Hugh Victor Thompson III wrote:
<quoted text>Reader's thinking about you in a French maid's outfit...
So am I :-)

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#316 Feb 14, 2013
WiseAmerican wrote:
<quoted text> So am I :-)
Hey now! Oh, sorry, you're WiseAmerican. Both perv's just the same :)

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#317 Feb 14, 2013
WiseAmerican wrote:
<quoted text> Oh, you wouldn't know what that is probably because, you've never had a man put it on you so good that your passions were on fire and it was all that you could think about for a while. And those thoughts kept you in anticipation for the next romp. That is p nis drunk, my dear.
Well, thanks for clearing that up. I guess? Can't wait to use that phrase on somebody myself.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#318 Feb 14, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
<quoted text>Hey now! Oh, sorry, you're WiseAmerican. Both perv's just the same :)
I know. I had him confused with Johnson for a minute.
Hubby is probably just now realizing it's V day and I will get a crummy box of chocolates.
The 12 kids in VA and GA have received their Valentine presents and are all giggles and phone calls to me. What fun.
Enzyte Bob

Blacklick, OH

#319 Feb 14, 2013
WiseAmerican wrote:
<quoted text> Yeah, once a week for you. I can't have you get to 'open' on me and following me around like a lil pup. Can't have you P.D.(-enis Drunk) at your age now. We'd never get things done. Have to think up ways to spend that life insurance check. You only live once and tomorrow has no guarantees.
Look at the welfare leech always trying to get a free ride. Someone who grew as an east coast Catholic like SeriousLady isn't going to spend her insurance money on you. Dream on Holmes!

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#320 Feb 14, 2013
Spookhere F trollsp wrote:
<quoted text>
Well I several talents. Usually bady bag is what most people need. But a skunk hat will work with you just fine.
Try putting out some buttered and salted corn for your skunk. Make friends with it.
He11 to the no. I have a groundhog, deer, opossum, that I feed and say hola to. My fuzzy loving azz will never befriend a skunk.
WiseAmerican

Columbus, OH

#321 Feb 14, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
<quoted text>Hey now! Oh, sorry, you're WiseAmerican. Both perv's just the same :)
Hi, Glitter bunny :-)
Enzyte Bob

Blacklick, OH

#322 Feb 14, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
<quoted text>
O.K. Bobby's meltdown has topped 300 posts AND been fun.
What's planned for this weekend, Roberto?
I have lots of stories like this. You just have to give me a few beers and get me in an entertaining mood and I let it all hang out.

Maybe this will amuse you. I always loved a good freak show when I was younger and to a large degree I still do. When I was in college was by taking them on either the whore tour (hookers on Main Street) or to either The Garage or Imaginations (both very cool gay bars in their time and day). I can tell a lot of funny stories just telling you about those times.

These places were the only venues back in that day where you could hear pretty cool dance music, as the musical sensibilities of most people in this area tends toward rock 'n roll. It was also a good way to test girls. If they laughed about it, they usually turned out to be pretty cool. If they got all pissy about it, they usually didn't last too long.

The real funny reactions were in grad school when I would drag out some of my classmates to these venues. It was pretty funny to see the reactions on the faces of some of the stuffed shirts. It was even funnier because I knew one of the bartenders there from work. In case you haven't noticed I have a pretty good sense of humor so the stuff doesn't really bother me.
WiseAmerican

Columbus, OH

#323 Feb 14, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
<quoted text>
I know. I had him confused with Johnson for a minute.
Hubby is probably just now realizing it's V day and I will get a crummy box of chocolates.
The 12 kids in VA and GA have received their Valentine presents and are all giggles and phone calls to me. What fun.
See, I told you! No anticipation for the next romp, just a box of crummy stale chocolates, an eight and a half minute 'missionary' encounter, then snoring. Gotta just love it, huh?
WiseAmerican

Columbus, OH

#324 Feb 14, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
<quoted text>
I know. I had him confused with Johnson for a minute.
Hubby is probably just now realizing it's V day and I will get a crummy box of chocolates.
The 12 kids in VA and GA have received their Valentine presents and are all giggles and phone calls to me. What fun.
How dare you confuse me with Johnson. Re-read some of his post, he's an equal opportunity 'all takers' kind of guy. I'm strickly catchers mitt.
WiseAmerican

Columbus, OH

#325 Feb 14, 2013
Enzyte Bob wrote:
<quoted text>
Look at the welfare leech always trying to get a free ride. Someone who grew as an east coast Catholic like SeriousLady isn't going to spend her insurance money on you. Dream on Holmes!
Oh,my! Do I detect jealousy or a case of white chivalry? Catholic or no, you wouldn't hold her attention for five minutes E Bob. She won't perform with Glitter for your jollies.
Spookhere F trollsp

United States

#326 Feb 14, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
<quoted text>He11 to the no. I have a groundhog, deer, opossum, that I feed and say hola to. My fuzzy loving azz will never befriend a skunk.
They say skunks makw great pets if caught young and have sent gland removed. The retarded ones don't try to spray they just want some sctaching behind ears and sweat corn cobs left out for them.
Enzyte Bob

Blacklick, OH

#327 Feb 14, 2013
WiseAmerican wrote:
<quoted text> Oh,my! Do I detect jealousy or a case of white chivalry? Catholic or no, you wouldn't hold her attention for five minutes E Bob. She won't perform with Glitter for your jollies.
Chivalry on the Internet? Never! More like I saw the opportunity to slam and I grabbed it!

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#328 Feb 14, 2013
WiseAmerican wrote:
<quoted text> Hi, Glitter bunny :-)
It's Valentine's Day not Easter...

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#329 Feb 14, 2013
WiseAmerican wrote:
<quoted text> How dare you confuse me with Johnson. Re-read some of his post, he's an equal opportunity 'all takers' kind of guy. I'm strickly catchers mitt.
One is an absolute Glitter hater, one thinks she's okay.
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#330 Feb 14, 2013
Enzyte Bob wrote:
<quoted text>
I have lots of stories like this. You just have to give me a few beers and get me in an entertaining mood and I let it all hang out.
Maybe this will amuse you. I always loved a good freak show when I was younger and to a large degree I still do. When I was in college was by taking them on either the whore tour (hookers on Main Street) or to either The Garage or Imaginations (both very cool gay bars in their time and day). I can tell a lot of funny stories just telling you about those times.
These places were the only venues back in that day where you could hear pretty cool dance music, as the musical sensibilities of most people in this area tends toward rock 'n roll. It was also a good way to test girls. If they laughed about it, they usually turned out to be pretty cool. If they got all pissy about it, they usually didn't last too long.
The real funny reactions were in grad school when I would drag out some of my classmates to these venues. It was pretty funny to see the reactions on the faces of some of the stuffed shirts. It was even funnier because I knew one of the bartenders there from work. In case you haven't noticed I have a pretty good sense of humor so the stuff doesn't really bother me.
Are you Alex Arshinkoff?

woof
Enzyte Bob

Blacklick, OH

#331 Feb 14, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you Alex Arshinkoff?
woof
The first name sounds Russian enough, but the last name makes him sound too much like a Jew.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#332 Feb 14, 2013
Spookhere F trollsp wrote:
<quoted text>
They say skunks makw great pets if caught young and have sent gland removed. The retarded ones don't try to spray they just want some sctaching behind ears and sweat corn cobs left out for them.
He/she was cute, didn't take the time to see what pieces parts the skunk had. You can pluck the glands out, I will then feed stinky.

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