The Socialist/Democrat/Communist COW example

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haha, truth

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The Socialist/Democrat/Communist COW example that's been making the rounds:

SOCIALIST

You have 2 cows. The government takes 1 of them and gives it to your neighbor.

DEMOCRAT

You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty so you vote people into office that will tax your cows, forcing you to sell 1 of your cows to pay for the tax. The people you voted for take the tax money and buy your neighbor a cow. You feel righteous.

COMMUNIST

You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them away from you and provides you with small amounts of milk each day.

REPUBLICAN

You have 2 cows. You sell 1 of them and buy a bull. You build up a herd of cows.
say hey now

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[QUOTE who="haha, truth"]The Socialist/Democrat/Communist COW example that's been making the rounds:
SOCIALIST
You have 2 cows. The government takes 1 of them and gives it to your neighbor.
DEMOCRAT
You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty so you vote people into office that will tax your cows, forcing you to sell 1 of your cows to pay for the tax. The people you voted for take the tax money and buy your neighbor a cow. You feel righteous.
COMMUNIST
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them away from you and provides you with small amounts of milk each day.
REPUBLICAN
You have 2 cows. You sell 1 of them and buy a bull. You build up a herd of cows.[/QUOTE]You forgot to add that the democrats invite a bunch of illegal mexicans to invade the country who then have sex with the cows when they can't find children to sex.
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[QUOTE who="haha, truth"]The Socialist/Democrat/Communist COW example that's been making the rounds:
SOCIALIST
You have 2 cows. The government takes 1 of them and gives it to your neighbor.
DEMOCRAT
You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty so you vote people into office that will tax your cows, forcing you to sell 1 of your cows to pay for the tax. The people you voted for take the tax money and buy your neighbor a cow. You feel righteous.
COMMUNIST
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them away from you and provides you with small amounts of milk each day.
REPUBLICAN
You have 2 cows. You sell 1 of them and buy a bull. You build up a herd of cows.[/QUOTE]You forgot to add that the democrats will invite a bunch of illegal mexicans to invade the country so that the illegals can have sex with the cows on the nights when they can't find children to sex.
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You all left out that the democrats communists and socialists take away your guns and then a thuglet breaks all the milk jugs
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idiotic liberal logic

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