my turds smell like republicans, again.

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d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#2 Jan 31, 2014
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Yellow rose of Texas

Arlington Heights, IL

#3 Jan 31, 2014
Your turds must smell like fresh roses!

Your poop must be ice cream too!
Rodeo Clown

Columbus, OH

#4 Jan 31, 2014
OK, but who do they look like?
They cannot kill a Spook

United States

#5 Jan 31, 2014
Rodeo Clown wrote:
OK, but who do they look like?
Depends on what I have.eaten. sometimes they look like Coleman, sometimes they Obama, If I eat licorice flavored.gum.drops called.crows they look obama at.a.St Patricks day party
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#6 Feb 1, 2014
doc said the pieces corn are called Kerry and Hillary. He said they all are for being pieces of poop before they are against it. Btw.. never had poop ice cream and don't plan on it. But if it were a flavor maybe it would be called neoconaliton? You're more than welcome to take a bite!
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#7 Feb 1, 2014
He also said that if I dont take some yogurt they will look like Obama soon.
Rodeo Clown

Columbus, OH

#8 Feb 1, 2014
They cannot kill a Spook wrote:
<quoted text>
Depends on what I have.eaten. sometimes they look like Coleman, sometimes they Obama, If I eat licorice flavored.gum.drops called.crows they look obama at.a.St Patricks day party
If I get some of that black rye bread....look out! I'm producing Mugabes.
Probiotics

Circleville, OH

#9 Feb 1, 2014
The Justification by Reason of Significance

The Brain demanded, "I should be because I control and monitor all the body's systems, without me nothing moves."

"Me, of course!," counter the Heart, "I pump blood and circulate oxygen, without me you'd all be dead."

"Hey! excuse me a moment," exclaimed the Stomach, "I process food and provide you the energy."

"Wait! let me be," says the Rectum, "as I'm responsible for waste removal. Without good bacteria and good probiotics residing on my wall, you will suffer infectious diarrhea, constipation, candidiasis and ulcerative colitis"

Every body parts laughed at the Rectum and belittled him. What is this joke about the health benefits of probiotics?

Hurt by the insults, Rectum shuts down his function of detoxification and closed the intestinal colon for waste removal.
The Outcome that is to be!

A few days later, Brain had a terrible headache, Stomach was bloating, and the blood needed a detox. The toxins in the blood caused Heart to skip many beats that seemed detrimental to life.

Eventually the other organs gave in. Now, it seem they fully understood the health benefit of probiotics. Finally, they all agreed Rectum should be the Boss.

The moral of the story? The one who controls digestive balance, colon health and able to inflict abscess to other parts of the Body wins the game. The health benefits of probiotics is no more a joking matter. LOL!

The Rectum may seem insignificant, but the fact it can collaborate with beneficial probiotic and good sources of probiotics and gut flora, was able to bring such great health benefits, that others resign to the fact, he is truly in charge.
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#10 Feb 1, 2014
Probiotics wrote:
The Justification by Reason of Significance
The Brain demanded, "I should be because I control and monitor all the body's systems, without me nothing moves."
"Me, of course!," counter the Heart, "I pump blood and circulate oxygen, without me you'd all be dead."
"Hey! excuse me a moment," exclaimed the Stomach, "I process food and provide you the energy."
"Wait! let me be," says the Rectum, "as I'm responsible for waste removal. Without good bacteria and good probiotics residing on my wall, you will suffer infectious diarrhea, constipation, candidiasis and ulcerative colitis"
Every body parts laughed at the Rectum and belittled him. What is this joke about the health benefits of probiotics?
Hurt by the insults, Rectum shuts down his function of detoxification and closed the intestinal colon for waste removal.
The Outcome that is to be!
A few days later, Brain had a terrible headache, Stomach was bloating, and the blood needed a detox. The toxins in the blood caused Heart to skip many beats that seemed detrimental to life.
Eventually the other organs gave in. Now, it seem they fully understood the health benefit of probiotics. Finally, they all agreed Rectum should be the Boss.
The moral of the story? The one who controls digestive balance, colon health and able to inflict abscess to other parts of the Body wins the game. The health benefits of probiotics is no more a joking matter. LOL!
The Rectum may seem insignificant, but the fact it can collaborate with beneficial probiotic and good sources of probiotics and gut flora, was able to bring such great health benefits, that others resign to the fact, he is truly in charge.
yet it was the brain, deciding to ingest red meat, cheese, buttermilk, and goose liver (essential to having turds that smell and look like republicans, not ice cream and roses) skipping the fermented lentil soup...
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#11 Feb 1, 2014
That led to my problem
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#12 Feb 1, 2014
The problem being my turds smelling like republicans and looking like democrats...
Duke for Mayor

Richfield, OH

#13 Feb 1, 2014
Probiotics and fiber...still stinks.....

woof
egg sackly

Columbus, OH

#14 Feb 1, 2014
d pantz wrote:
The problem being my turds smelling like republicans and looking like democrats...
I gottsta say that the problem being my turds smelling like obamas and looking like obamas.
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#15 Feb 1, 2014
Duke for Mayor wrote:
Probiotics and fiber...still stinks.....
woof
imposter duke..... maybe try not breathing....
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#16 Feb 1, 2014
egg sackly wrote:
<quoted text>I gottsta say that the problem being my turds smelling like obamas and looking like obamas.
lol! Color sounds normal! Oh god! I'm sorry!
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#17 Feb 1, 2014
LOL!!! Who finds these posts "touching"??? Hahahhahaha!!!! Thx! Lmao! ;)
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#18 Feb 1, 2014
Maybe a republican who expected to smell worse than sh*t?? Oh, lmao!
They cannot kill a Spook

Detroit, MI

#19 Feb 1, 2014
I can't feed.my indoor.cat meow mix dry food. If I do she farts and they will make your eyes burn.
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#20 Feb 1, 2014
I hate cats! They're worse than republicans!
d pantz

San Antonio, TX

#21 Feb 1, 2014
Though the stinkiest cat probably smells better than a "democrat"...

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