While at the bar last weekend, Clayton Bigsby bet Queen $1 that he could touch her boobs without touching her clothes. Since she had on a turtle neck and jacket, she didn't think it was remotely possible, so accepted the bet.Oh my god. How stupid can trolls get?
Clayton stepped up, cupped her breasts and squeezed.
"Hey," Queen said. "You touched my clothes!"
"Oh," Clayton said. "You're right. Here's your dollar."