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“Larchmont's Leading Citizen”

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CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich.(AP) It was no bomb -- just two cans of spaghetti sauce. But police in the Detroit area report they're looking for a woman who's charged with using the sauce to steal dough.

According to authorities, Ophelia A. Neal told employees at a bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township that she had a bomb in her bag. Authorities say the 430-pound suspect was already on parole and has fraud, assault and marijuana convictions.

Police say the robber demanded money and then took the cash and escaped in a car with a man at the wheel.
Saturday's robbery at a Fifth Third Bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township. It's about 15 miles north-northeast of Detroit.
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/21951328/spaghet...

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Hugh Victor Thompson III wrote:
CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich.(AP) It was no bomb -- just two cans of spaghetti sauce. But police in the Detroit area report they're looking for a woman who's charged with using the sauce to steal dough.
According to authorities, Ophelia A. Neal told employees at a bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township that she had a bomb in her bag. Authorities say the 430-pound suspect was already on parole and has fraud, assault and marijuana convictions.
Police say the robber demanded money and then took the cash and escaped in a car with a man at the wheel.
Saturday's robbery at a Fifth Third Bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township. It's about 15 miles north-northeast of Detroit.
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/21951328/spaghet...
Her threat would have been more believable (and more explosive) if she had cans of beans in her bag.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

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Columbus, OH

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She obviously regularly used the marijuana and had a case of chronic munchies...

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rowdy01 wrote:
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Her threat would have been more believable (and more explosive) if she had cans of beans in her bag.
I'm surprised she didn't hold a chicken bone to someone's throat.

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rowdy01 wrote:
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Her threat would have been more believable (and more explosive) if she had cans of beans in her bag.
Flatulence escaping from that buttocks would produce hurricane force winds.

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This must be the bank robbery Douche claimed he nearly walked in on. No wonder he ran the other way.
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This must be the bank robbery Douche claimed he nearly walked in on. No wonder he ran the other way.
http://www.recordpub.com/news%20local/2013/04...

nope.

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