As you're sitting all alone in mom's basement.<quoted text>
We've been discussing the troll's man-crush on George for months.
Where have YOU been?
Oh, that's right....you were getting dumped by your live-in.
You're another funny guy who has no clue of what's real or not as your only input is from a sewer pipe.
Hey, go cruise a gay bar tonight, your envy of me having a love in my life is quite pathetic.
Hire a gigolo if you must just to get some much needed attention.