Black kid asks mother about Democracy

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Enzyte Bob

Reynoldsburg, OH

#1 Sep 30, 2013
A black kid asks his mother, "What's a democracy?"

"Well, son, that's when white folks work every day so we can gets all our benefits, you knows like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, WIC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, & the list goes on & on, you knows".

"But mama, don't the white people get mad about that?

"Sure they do, that's called racism!"
Whats My 20

Reynoldsburg, OH

#2 Sep 30, 2013
That's actually funny.

Can't wait to tell it to my black neighbors.

They'll laugh and agree.
Whats My 20

Reynoldsburg, OH

#3 Sep 30, 2013
Oh, my 20 is Blacklick.

Guess I could go back to using "Blacklicks Only Poster" for my name.
dunadd

Greensboro, NC

#4 Sep 30, 2013
My favourite definition of democracy is this, it's two wolves and a sheep taking a vote on what are we having for dinner.
gofuckyourself

Logan, OH

#5 Sep 30, 2013
Enzyte Bob wrote:
A black kid asks his mother, "What's a democracy?"
"Well, son, that's when white folks work every day so we can gets all our benefits, you knows like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, WIC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, & the list goes on & on, you knows".
"But mama, don't the white people get mad about that?
"Sure they do, that's called racism!"
you have to be the most ignorant person ever please kill yourself
Duke for Mayor

Uniontown, OH

#6 Sep 30, 2013
Enzyte Bob wrote:
A black kid asks his mother, "What's a democracy?"
"Well, son, that's when white folks work every day so we can gets all our benefits, you knows like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, WIC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, & the list goes on & on, you knows".
"But mama, don't the white people get mad about that?
"Sure they do, that's called racism!"
Don't make me start telling "jokes" about Christians, Bob.

woof

Since: Jun 13

Hilliard, OH

#7 Sep 30, 2013
gofuckyourself wrote:
<quoted text>you have to be the most ignorant person ever please kill yourself
Get lost.

Since: Jun 13

Hilliard, OH

#8 Sep 30, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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Don't make me start telling "jokes" about Christians, Bob.
woof
Poor douche...Bob's yanking your PC chain and making you look like the moron you are.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#9 Sep 30, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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Don't make me start telling "jokes" about Christians, Bob.
woof
Oh please, Jewish jokes only for Bobby.
Enzyte Bob

Reynoldsburg, OH

#10 Sep 30, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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Don't make me start telling "jokes" about Christians, Bob.
woof
I once had 18 holes of golf with a buddy of mine (Catholic) and a buddy of his who is a pastor (Evangelical) and the two Eastern European Catholics there were cracking Jesus and Mary jokes the entire afternoon.

IOW, your Christian jokes don't bother me. I am well aware of which parts of the story require the proverbial "leap of faith".

The root of all humor is truth and I'm guessing if the joke used a ridiculous scenario, you wouldn't have gotten your liberal panties in such a bunch.

For more entertainment, take a look at the comment section at the end of this piece on Mother Jones today. If there was any question whether Barry has jumped the shark there should be none. Open ridicule on practically every message board.

The MSM could no longer cover for Barry after Putin ate Barry's lunch, banana included.
Enzyte Bob

Reynoldsburg, OH

#11 Sep 30, 2013
Enzyte Bob

Reynoldsburg, OH

#12 Sep 30, 2013
gofuckyourself wrote:
<quoted text>you have to be the most ignorant person ever please kill yourself
The root of all humor is truth, Holmes.
Duke for Mayor

Uniontown, OH

#13 Sep 30, 2013
Diamond Eugene wrote:
<quoted text>Poor douche...Bob's yanking your PC chain and making you look like the moron you are.
You're too stupid to figure out that Bob really is a racist.

Must be because you were beaten senseless by frigid women in capes as a kid.

woof
Whats My 20

Reynoldsburg, OH

#14 Sep 30, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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Don't make me start telling "jokes" about Christians, Bob.
woof
EB struck a nerve with his "truth" disguised as humor.

Since: Jun 13

Hilliard, OH

#15 Sep 30, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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You're too stupid to figure out that Bob really is a racist.
Must be because you were beaten senseless by frigid women in capes as a kid.
woof
Your bigotry is no better...in fact, it's worse. Bob's observations are indeed rooted in truth. Yours are borne of mindless hate.
Enzyte Bob

Reynoldsburg, OH

#16 Sep 30, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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You're too stupid to figure out that Bob really is a racist.
Must be because you were beaten senseless by frigid women in capes as a kid.
woof
You're too stupid to figure out the difference between the words bigot and racist. A "racist" thinks there is something inherently inferior about the species; a "bigot" is critical of their cultural habits.

Most persons of European heritage are garden variety bigots and I am proud to admit to being both European and bigot.
Whats My 20

Reynoldsburg, OH

#17 Sep 30, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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You're too stupid to figure out that Bob really is a racist.
Must be because you were beaten senseless by frigid women in capes as a kid.
woof
Spoken just like the mama in the story.
Duke for Mayor

Uniontown, OH

#18 Sep 30, 2013
Diamond Eugene wrote:
<quoted text>Your bigotry is no better...in fact, it's worse. Bob's observations are indeed rooted in truth. Yours are borne of mindless hate.
Bob's observations are rooted in just as much truth as my astute observation that Father Guido and his merry band of fellow molesting henchmen represent the entirety of the Catholic hierarchy's official position on what's good for children...nuthin like a little sexual education under the auspices of the Church, eh Paco?

woof
Duke for Mayor

Uniontown, OH

#19 Sep 30, 2013
Enzyte Bob wrote:
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You're too stupid to figure out the difference between the words bigot and racist. A "racist" thinks there is something inherently inferior about the species; a "bigot" is critical of their cultural habits.
Most persons of European heritage are garden variety bigots and I am proud to admit to being both European and bigot.
No Bob... you have both terms covered quite well.

woof
Duke for Mayor

Uniontown, OH

#20 Sep 30, 2013
"I read this in the paper this morning: New York City has a priest shortage. So you see, there is some good news in the world.... To give you an idea how bad it is, earlier today in Brooklyn an alter boy had to grope himself."

woof

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