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fight climate change by reducing 'smelly emissions' from baked beans

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“MAGA”

Since: May 13

Columbus, OH

#1 Apr 9, 2014
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/201...

OK...this is FN high-lar-i-ous.......

People should eat fewer baked beans as the flatulence they produce contributes to global warming, a minister has suggested.
A Labour peer raised the issue during questions in the House of Lords earlier today, saying that Britons eat more baked beans than any other country and raising concerns over "smelly emissions".
Climate change minister Baroness Verma responded by urging the public to 'moderate' their behaviour on this 'important' issue.
Labour's Viscount Simon asked: "In a programme some months ago on the BBC, it was stated that this country has the largest production and consumption of baked beans in the world.
"Can the noble Baroness say whether this affects the calculation of global warming by the Government as a result of the smelly emission resulting therefrom?"
Baroness Verma described the Viscount's question as "so different", but said that he raised "an important point" and appeared to suggest that people should moderate their consumption of the product.
Baked beans are especially popular in the UK and Ireland, where they are a staple part of the traditional full English breakfast. In Britain, they are commonly made by stewing beans in a tomato and sugar sauce, and are notorious for their ability to induce flatulence.
The Green lobby have long been concerned about methane emissions from cows possibly contributing to global warming, but few have so far focused on human emissions.

“Zuzu's Petals”

Since: Sep 10

Bedford Falls

#2 Apr 10, 2014
I asked my husband to reduce his baked bean emissions many years ago. He refused.
Duke for Mayor

Cleveland, OH

#3 Apr 11, 2014
I love baked beans. Heck, I love soup beans, ham and beans, green beans, lima beans, lentils, kidney beans, pinto beans, black-eyed peas, cannellini beans, black beans, faba beans and mung beans.

woof
They cannot kill a Spook

Toledo, OH

#4 Apr 11, 2014
Zoe Regen wrote:
I asked my husband to reduce his baked bean emissions many years ago. He refused.
I don't eat beans.

“MAGA”

Since: May 13

Columbus, OH

#5 Apr 11, 2014
They cannot kill a Spook wrote:
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I don't eat beans.
I feed my animals beans in an effort to stop global cooling..........

In lieu of that I just drive a Ford 350 series truck..........

I'm trying to do my part.........
Duke for Mayor

Cleveland, OH

#6 Apr 13, 2014
I just ate beans, even I don't want to be around myself.

woof

“MAGA”

Since: May 13

Columbus, OH

#7 Apr 13, 2014
Duke for Mayor wrote:
I just ate beans, even I don't want to be around myself.
woof
Everyone must do their part to stop Global Cooling.........

Eat those beans and leave your truck idling in the driveway........
Duke for Mayor

Cleveland, OH

#8 Apr 13, 2014
Free Pizza 4 U wrote:
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Everyone must do their part to stop Global Cooling.........
Eat those beans and leave your truck idling in the driveway........
I drive a Smart Car.

woof

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