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TheWiseMan

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I am the wisest of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole Earth.

I know more about the Lord God and all that pertains to Him and His creation of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole Earth.

If you need advice or have a question, tell me what it is...I may help you.

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TheWiseMan wrote:
I am the wisest of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole Earth.
I know more about the Lord God and all that pertains to Him and His creation of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole Earth.
If you need advice or have a question, tell me what it is...I may help you.
just a few questions for you........

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

Why aren't blue berries blue?

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
TheWiseMan

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6was9 wrote:
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just a few questions for you........
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
That is just the way it is.
TheWiseMan

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Jan 26, 2013
 
Today is a good day to turn over a new leaf.
der schwarze

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Jan 26, 2013
 
TheWiseMan wrote:
I am the wisest of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole Earth.
I know more about the Lord God and all that pertains to Him and His creation of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole Earth.
If you need advice or have a question, tell me what it is...I may help you.
Why is der schwarze content to leave a broken window unrepaired?
der weiss

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der schwarze wrote:
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Why is der schwarze content to leave a broken window unrepaired?
Because it annoys der weiss.
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6was9 wrote:
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just a few questions for you........
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
You wasted your time cutting and pasting these as they're old and not even funny anymore.
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Jan 26, 2013
 
I agree
der schwarze

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Jan 26, 2013
 
der weiss wrote:
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Because it annoys der weiss.
That is a possibility. It's also possible der schwarze is just stupid.
der weiss schwarze

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der schwarze wrote:
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That is a possibility. It's also possible der schwarze is just stupid.
Yes he is but it's to be expected since he's Enzyte Bob.
Sneezles

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6was9 wrote:
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just a few questions for you........
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
Roflmao! You out did yourself! Hysterical!!!!!
Sneezles

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Grey boxer wrote:
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You wasted your time cutting and pasting these as they're old and not even funny anymore.
AWWWWW COME ON! Where's your sense of humor!
Regardless of the age of the statements, and or questions, they are funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Chronos

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Sneezles wrote:
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AWWWWW COME ON! Where's your sense of humor!
Regardless of the age of the statements, and or questions, they are funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
You're obviously easily amused.

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Jan 26, 2013
 
How will we pay for the trillions in debt Uncle Sugar is racking up? Will the Halfrican renounce his destruction plans? Will we default and go mad maxx and start all over? Will we be content to live in cardboard boxes? Indentured servants? How o sage one will it happen. A money tree discovered. Problem solved? GDP will grow by leaps and bounds because we like the new dawn of debt and work harder to pay it off? Will the piper ever come or can we just continue to print our way to prosperity?
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Shanikwah wrote:
How will we pay for the trillions in debt Uncle Sugar is racking up? Will the Halfrican renounce his destruction plans? Will we default and go mad maxx and start all over? Will we be content to live in cardboard boxes? Indentured servants? How o sage one will it happen. A money tree discovered. Problem solved? GDP will grow by leaps and bounds because we like the new dawn of debt and work harder to pay it off? Will the piper ever come or can we just continue to print our way to prosperity?
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Shanikwah wrote:
How will we pay for the trillions in debt Uncle Sugar is racking up? Will the Halfrican renounce his destruction plans? Will we default and go mad maxx and start all over? Will we be content to live in cardboard boxes? Indentured servants? How o sage one will it happen. A money tree discovered. Problem solved? GDP will grow by leaps and bounds because we like the new dawn of debt and work harder to pay it off? Will the piper ever come or can we just continue to print our way to prosperity?
Your last sentence says it all.There is no way we are going to pay off the debt.They can tax all they want but the people just dont have the money.If he can get Moochelle to stop eating,the debt can be paid.

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kmh wrote:
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Are you like 10 years old or something?Grow up!!!.
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der schwarze wrote:
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Why is der schwarze content to leave a broken window unrepaired?
Because it will not open.

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Why is laughter pronounced "LAFF-ter", but put an "s" in front and it becomes "SLAW-ter"?

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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

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