Don West's Knock-Knock Joke

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just asking

Reynoldsburg, OH

#1 Jun 25, 2013
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

George Zimmerman.

George Zimmerman who?

All right. Good. You're on the jury.

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Anybody else think Zimmerman is toast?
Big Johnson

Columbus, OH

#2 Jun 25, 2013
just asking wrote:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman who?
All right. Good. You're on the jury.
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Anybody else think Zimmerman is toast?
I think he is, but it does not matter either way to me.

The important thing here is that he is being held accountable for his actions.
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#3 Jun 25, 2013
Big Johnson wrote:
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I think he is, but it does not matter either way to me.
The important thing here is that he is being held accountable for his actions.
Trayvon paid with his life for his actions.

Zimmerman has to pay a lawyer to defend him after he defended himself.

The important thing here is that American citizens need to take back our country from progressives, illegal immigrants, terrorists, and special interest groups.

little weenies covered in mold like yourself, will be thrown out in the trash.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#4 Jun 25, 2013
just asking wrote:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman who?
All right. Good. You're on the jury.
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Anybody else think Zimmerman is toast?
I will allow a jury to decide...

His poor choice in opening statements really shouldn't matter, I probable would have punched my lawyer with that, but that's neither here nor there, the facts are what should be considered.

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#5 Jun 25, 2013
It certainly isn't a jury of his PEERS!
But they will decide on his fate
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#6 Jun 25, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
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I will allow a jury to decide...
His poor choice in opening statements really shouldn't matter, I probable would have punched my lawyer with that, but that's neither here nor there, the facts are what should be considered.
Now that really would have been exciting if GZ had risen from his seat, and punched his lawyer during opening statements.

Talk about infecting the jury pool.

woof

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#7 Jun 25, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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Now that really would have been exciting if GZ had risen from his seat, and punched his lawyer during opening statements.
Talk about infecting the jury pool.
woof
No crap. Better than a Real Housewives episode.
Babs

Valley City, OH

#8 Jun 25, 2013
All GZ did was eliminate at drug dealer with an attitude problem. He will be acquitted. George where you going now? I am going to Disney World, I hear it needs cleaned up too.
Big Johnson

Columbus, OH

#9 Jun 25, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
I will allow a jury to decide...
How magnanimous of you.

“Don't trust the internet!”

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#10 Jun 25, 2013
From this morning's testimony--the President of the HOA didn't feel a need for a NW. The impetus for NW came from George Zimmerman and not the HOA.

Also, Zimmerman had a sign-up sheet for block captains and people signed up. Both the HOA Pres and the SPD NW liason reported that Zimmerman never followed up with the block captains.

Still waiting for the judge to rule on the admissibility of Zimmerman's previous calls to SPD.

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