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#41 Jan 30, 2013
Kemosahbe wrote:
Women should have their own registers. I get tired of them holding me up.
They see a price ring up on something and tell the clerk never mind.
They have 40 bazillion coupons, half of which aren't valid.
They NEVER get their credit card out or ATM card out until the cashier is completely done, then it never works right.
When women wrote checks, they NEVER started writing the check until the cashier was completely done.
When paying in cash, they always want to pay in exact change, counting out 41 pennies on a bill that ends in 42, then say oh forget it, and hand them a dollar instead.
They read Cosmo instead of unloading their cart.
They always forget something halfway through check out and the item they want is in the farthest corner of the store.
It takes them three minutes to get the receipt, change, credit card, and unused coupons back in their purse.
All true.
LOL Maybe this isn't a gender based problem.

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#42 Jan 30, 2013
sidekick wrote:
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Don't worry about the bike, aren't women ridiculed about driving a car? Or, does that one still hold water?
No, the Allstate, safe drivers reward commerical knocked it out of the water.

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#43 Jan 30, 2013
Che Reagan Christ wrote:
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And yet somehow you seem to like Cleavon/George/Jackie/Fred. Funny.
What's not to like? Honest, forthright, no waffling back and forth. But, everyone knows that my major crush is on Catman.

“Don't trust the internet!”

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#44 Jan 30, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
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My husband could learn from you, which, by the way, he just said to tell you what he hates is being at Applebees carside, our order's not ready and calling me to find out I actually ordered Chinese. oops.
Your fault, no doubt? To his mind?

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#45 Jan 30, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
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What's not to like? Honest, forthright, no waffling back and forth. But, everyone knows that my major crush is on Catman.
You'll have to fight me for Catman...he was mine first!

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#46 Jan 30, 2013
Spookhere F trolls wrote:
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What is wrong with retarded skunks? I thought you liked fuzy / fury faces. The retarded skunk that comes to my place during sweetcorn season never attempts to spray me or my cats. All he does is eat the cobs in the trash can and waits to have the can leaned over so he can leave.
You know I love the fuzzies. Put that on my list for you Spook :)

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#47 Jan 30, 2013
Kemosahbe wrote:
Women should have their own registers. I get tired of them holding me up.
They see a price ring up on something and tell the clerk never mind.
They have 40 bazillion coupons, half of which aren't valid.
They NEVER get their credit card out or ATM card out until the cashier is completely done, then it never works right.
When women wrote checks, they NEVER started writing the check until the cashier was completely done.
When paying in cash, they always want to pay in exact change, counting out 41 pennies on a bill that ends in 42, then say oh forget it, and hand them a dollar instead.
They read Cosmo instead of unloading their cart.
They always forget something halfway through check out and the item they want is in the farthest corner of the store.
It takes them three minutes to get the receipt, change, credit card, and unused coupons back in their purse.
All true.
Guilty as charged on some, and some of the others my daughter does.

I will point out, however, that I manage to carry in short-term memory the prices on things that I pick up just because they are on sale. Probably once every other trip or so it rings up wrong and they have to send someone for a price check to confirm that I'm not crazy. Kroger gives you one of the item for free if that happens. But my kids hate it.

Mostly I don't use coupons a lot unless my daughter is with me--she organizes them and tends to remember the things that we have a coupon for. Lotta times the store brand is still cheaper, though.

Hence--I tend to be patient when I am behind someone who has a hold up. One day I was behind a woman getting baby food on a WIC card. It was her first time and some jars qualified and others did not--despite her attempts at only picking the jars that did. Nice lady, and apologetic for the delay. She was becoming doubtful about the value of WIC--easier to just buy it herself.

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#48 Jan 30, 2013
tranpsosition wrote:
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Ignorance? Really?
I assume this will be paired with a list of things you love, with irony topping the list?
LOL!

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#49 Jan 30, 2013
Spookhere F trolls wrote:
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What is wrong with retarded skunks? I thought you liked fuzy / fury faces. The retarded skunk that comes to my place during sweetcorn season never attempts to spray me or my cats. All he does is eat the cobs in the trash can and waits to have the can leaned over so he can leave.
Maybe we need to rethink this retarded label.

I think that skunk has you pretty well trained.

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#50 Jan 30, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
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You know the worst thing I hate? People who tailgate...as in ride on your bumper...not the ones who party in parking lots.
Back in the day when stick shifts were more common, I recall someone telling me that their cure for tail gating was to disengage the clutch and shift into reverse. No harm as long as the clutch was disengaged, but it turned the back-up lights on, which was pretty alarming to the tailgater.

I was always afraid that a slip of the foot on the clutch pedal would blow up the engine.
Che Reagan Christ

Lodi, OH

#51 Jan 30, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
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What's not to like? Honest, forthright, no waffling back and forth. But, everyone knows that my major crush is on Catman.
What's not to like?
Seriouslady wrote:
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Well, if we're making lists,
1. phonies
3. liars
6. intolerance
11. The terms 'short bus rider' & 'retard'
At least that much.

“Larchmont's Leading Citizen”

Since: Dec 12

Hilliard, OH

#53 Jan 30, 2013
tranpsosition wrote:
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Ignorance? Really?
I assume this will be paired with a list of things you love, with irony topping the list?
I see a few things on that list that definitely apply to you...
kmh

Columbus, OH

#54 Jan 30, 2013
Hugh Victor Thompson III wrote:
<quoted text>I see a few things on that list that definitely apply to you...
REPORTED

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#55 Jan 30, 2013
kmh wrote:
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REPORTED
Oh I forgot I hate whiny crybabies like you....

“Larchmont's Leading Citizen”

Since: Dec 12

Hilliard, OH

#56 Jan 30, 2013
kmh wrote:
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REPORTED
kmh...
Kiss
My
Hiney
kmh

Columbus, OH

#57 Jan 30, 2013
Hugh Victor Thompson III wrote:
<quoted text>kmh...
Kiss
My
Hiney
REPORTED
kmh

Columbus, OH

#58 Jan 30, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
<quoted text>Oh I forgot I hate whiny crybabies like you....
REPORTED

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#59 Jan 30, 2013
kmh wrote:
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REPORTED
Well now you have me scared. Yawn.
Spookhere F trolls

Toledo, OH

#60 Jan 30, 2013
sidekick wrote:
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I assumed your list before you posted it... Although, you left out your nephew. LOL
The complete list exceeds the limits of topix. I revise the list regularly changing the order and adding to it but never decreasing it.
CatInTheHat

Reynoldsburg, OH

#61 Jan 30, 2013
Old guys in the grocery store without a woman to keep them moving along or out of the way. I know they're probably widowers and don't have a clue but OMG! DUDE! The hamburger buns in your right hand are the same as the hamburger buns in your left hand! Get the eff out of the middle of the aisle!

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