Who wants to relocate to LONDON KENTUCKY?

[GlitterSucks]

Spook, I know the fact that you can't bring your retarded skunk was the deal breaker.

[Boomer7]

GlitterSucks wrote:

Spook, I know the fact that you can't bring your retarded skunk was the deal breaker.

Off topic, a very Happy Birthday to your spouse!

[rowdy01]

If I can't bring my cat, no thanks. He's better company than a lot of humans.

[GlitterSucks]

Boomer7 wrote:

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Off topic, a very Happy Birthday to your spouse!

Thanks Boom. The young pup is 39. I'll pass your sentiments along.

[GlitterSucks]

Spookneverdies wrote:

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She shouldn't have time today to be on topix.

He's working today. He took a day off last week for our son's senior ROTC ceremony. He has to conserve vacation time so we can run guns to Mexico come September.

[3EnzyteBob]

GlitterSucks wrote:

<quoted text>Thanks Boom. The young pup is 39. I'll pass your sentiments along.

That makes you .... 57?

[3EnzyteBob]

Spookneverdies wrote:

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She shouldn't have time today to be on topix.

See previous post. She's a smoker and sex get's a little cumbersome at her age with the oxygen tank she has to carry around and all.

[3EnzyteBob]

Spookneverdies wrote:

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I knew a woman that worked in a clerk of courts office that was on Oxygen and would go home to fix lunch for her husband. When askes what they were having she would reply " he is having peach pu say and I'm having tube steak."

I can't believe I haven't gotten a laugh icon yet. I think it was a funny crack.

[GlitterSucks]

3EnzyteBob wrote:

<quoted text>See previous post. She's a smoker and sex get's a little cumbersome at her age with the oxygen tank she has to carry around and all.

You could only wish that someone like me would even consider having sex with you. Curb your jealousy of hubby.

Younger than you and still spry, Mister tricycle rider.

[GlitterSucks]

Spookneverdies wrote:

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Damn democrat. Only thing going to mexico should be bombs. Air delivery.

I don't think I could get through TSA. Well now that I think about it a bomb would probably be easier than 4oz of hair gel.

[sidekick]

With that kind of lease agreement...Plan on it being empty for a long time.

[GlitterSucks]

Spookneverdies wrote:

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The hassles you go through just to go to a giant toilet.

Not where I go

[rowdy01]

GlitterSucks wrote:

<quoted text>Not where I go

Just the urinal eh?:p

[GlitterSucks]

Spookneverdies wrote:

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You do go to mexico thus a giant toilet. Though you can shoot two legged maggots in the north country and no one seems to notice.

You can hate Mexico, I like where I choose to travel. To lump the entire country together is like saying Columbus is bad because of the area of Central and Sullivant. I definitely wouldn't travel to the west coast of Mexico.

[GlitterSucks]

rowdy01 wrote:

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Just the urinal eh?:p

I have peed in the men's room before, shorter line.

You're retired, come with us.

[rowdy01]

Spookneverdies wrote:

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That is how they get Corona

Modelo Especial kicks Corona's ass! Try some!

[rowdy01]

GlitterSucks wrote:

<quoted text>I have peed in the men's room before, shorter line.
You're retired, come with us.

Does the bus run past my house?:)

[GlitterSucks]

rowdy01 wrote:

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Does the bus run past my house?:)

I think your motorcycle can make it. Meet you there!