Should Pale Rider take a hike?

Created by Catman Dave on Feb 6, 2014

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Yes, she is annoying.

No,we like picking on her.

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“Cats rule.”

Since: Dec 09

Chardon Ohio.

#1 Feb 6, 2014
Here you go Pale.

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

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#2 Feb 6, 2014
She should ride out on the horse she rode in with! LOL
She is the voice of the liberals! and a challenging poster....as others are ...after all, it what makes topix interesting.

“Cats rule.”

Since: Dec 09

Chardon Ohio.

#3 Feb 6, 2014
BizzyBee wrote:
She should ride out on the horse she rode in with! LOL
She is the voice of the liberals! and a challenging poster....as others are ...after all, it what makes topix interesting.
You do have a point there, but that anti-gun crap from her is getting old.

“animis opibusque parati”

Since: Oct 12

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#4 Feb 6, 2014
BizzyBee wrote:
She should ride out on the horse she rode in with! LOL
She is the voice of the liberals! and a challenging poster....as others are ...after all, it what makes topix interesting.
Not even a Shire could bear her weight.
They cannot kill a Spook

United States

#5 Feb 6, 2014
She needs to walk around Colemanistan with a sign that says she has no guns and has a crack rock in an orifice. Start her on Livingston and parsons

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

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#6 Feb 6, 2014
Catman Dave wrote:
<quoted text> You do have a point there, but that anti-gun crap from her is getting old.
Just a different point of view
I don't believe in being enemies with others just because they think differently. That's what makes the world go 'round
!=~}
Stay warm and cuddle with the girls!
PaleRider

AOL

#7 Feb 6, 2014
BizzyBee wrote:
She should ride out on the horse she rode in with! LOL
She is the voice of the liberals! and a challenging poster....as others are ...after all, it what makes topix interesting.
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER

December 8 - 6:00 PM
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!

December 12
The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14
Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplough came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15
20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska , after all.
December 16
Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20
Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The damn snow plow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March... I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22
Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.

December 23
Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.
PaleRider

AOL

#8 Feb 6, 2014
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER (Continued)

December 25
Merry f---ing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snow plow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26
Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27
Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28
Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The BITCH is driving me crazy!!!

December 29
10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in... That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30
Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.

December 31
I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8
Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

I should have stayed in Florida.

“Cats rule.”

Since: Dec 09

Chardon Ohio.

#9 Feb 6, 2014
BizzyBee wrote:
<quoted text>
Just a different point of view
I don't believe in being enemies with others just because they think differently. That's what makes the world go 'round
!=~}
Stay warm and cuddle with the girls!
You are right there. Should I be nice to her?

About the girls. I think I'm about to lose the oldest one, the one that saved my life 13 years ago.

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#10 Feb 6, 2014
Catman Dave wrote:
<quoted text> You are right there. Should I be nice to her?
About the girls. I think I'm about to lose the oldest one, the one that saved my life 13 years ago.
Why wouldn't you be nice? Turn that charm on Dave......you can do it!

Why? Is she sick? Awwwww
That makes me so sad.

“Cats rule.”

Since: Dec 09

Chardon Ohio.

#11 Feb 6, 2014
BizzyBee wrote:
<quoted text>
Why wouldn't you be nice? Turn that charm on Dave......you can do it!
Why? Is she sick? Awwwww
That makes me so sad.
She's old and starting to lose control of her back legs. I cant be without this cat, Bizzy. This sucks.

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#12 Feb 6, 2014
Catman Dave wrote:
<quoted text> She's old and starting to lose control of her back legs. I cant be without this cat, Bizzy. This sucks.
OMG poor baby!
Just make her as comfortable as possible and pamper her. She'll love you forever!
=~{

“Cats rule.”

Since: Dec 09

Chardon Ohio.

#13 Feb 6, 2014
BizzyBee wrote:
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OMG poor baby!
Just make her as comfortable as possible and pamper her. She'll love you forever!
=~{
I know, but I honestly thought I would die before her.

As you can see, I haven't been quite myself the last 2 days and I kind of took out my frustrations on Pale. I'm sorry.
d pantz

United States

#14 Feb 6, 2014
No

“Cats rule.”

Since: Dec 09

Chardon Ohio.

#15 Feb 6, 2014
d pantz wrote:
No
Uh, yes.
They cannot kill a Spook

United States

#16 Feb 6, 2014
Catman Dave wrote:
<quoted text> She's old and starting to lose control of her back legs. I cant be without this cat, Bizzy. This sucks.
That is too bad. Is she eating and drink ok?

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#17 Feb 6, 2014
Catman Dave wrote:
<quoted text> I know, but I honestly thought I would die before her.
As you can see, I haven't been quite myself the last 2 days and I kind of took out my frustrations on Pale. I'm sorry.
Well you're fine now and you are taking better care of yourself and I'm proud of you! Keep up the good work!! Just remember Dave! you both saved each other. Love is strong and she knows she's loved! You did everything in your power to make her life wonderful. Just cuddle and enjoy her.

I'm sure people are more forgiving than we give them credit for.

“Cats rule.”

Since: Dec 09

Chardon Ohio.

#18 Feb 6, 2014
They cannot kill a Spook wrote:
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That is too bad. Is she eating and drink ok?
Yes. It's just that this particular cat has been through the absolute worst time of my life with me. I know she isn't going to live forever, but the bond we have gotten over 13 years I just don't want to end. I know what she went through for 3 years before I even met her, and it was hell.
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Lodi, OH

#19 Feb 6, 2014
Catman Dave wrote:
Here you go Pale.
She should go right after you do.

“Cats rule.”

Since: Dec 09

Chardon Ohio.

#20 Feb 6, 2014
BizzyBee wrote:
<quoted text>
Well you're fine now and you are taking better care of yourself and I'm proud of you! Keep up the good work!! Just remember Dave! you both saved each other. Love is strong and she knows she's loved! You did everything in your power to make her life wonderful. Just cuddle and enjoy her.
I'm sure people are more forgiving than we give them credit for.
It sucks though. The other 7 know somethings wrong too.

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