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“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

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#1 Dec 24, 2013
The Grinch Theme Song

"Mr. Grinch"

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
Big Johnson

Columbus, OH

#2 Dec 24, 2013
Mean people suck.
They cannot kill a Spook

Detroit, MI

#3 Dec 24, 2013
Avoiding relatives.

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

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#4 Dec 25, 2013
This is dedicated to Che!
Rogue elf

Cleveland, OH

#5 Dec 25, 2013
Hey Che
What did Santa bring you in your stocking?
JD and coal?

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

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#6 Dec 25, 2013
Rogue elf wrote:
Hey Che
What did Santa bring you in your stocking?
JD and coal?
The Grinch left a pint of Everclear and a turd.
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Lodi, OH

#7 Dec 25, 2013
As usual, you represent Christians well. A heartwarming message of hate.

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

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#8 Dec 25, 2013
Pope Che Reagan Christ I wrote:
As usual, you represent Christians well. A heartwarming message of hate.
REALLY?
Tell everyone Che! just who do YOU represent when you spew your vile bile to all the posters?
Demented Atheists?

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

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#9 Dec 25, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
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REALLY?
Tell everyone Che! just who do YOU represent when you spew your vile bile to all the posters?
Demented Atheists?
LOL...sounds like someone is unhappy because they were alone with a turd and a lump of coal for Chris....'scuse me, Saturnalia?

You prove the bible correct in at least one way: You reap what you sow.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

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#10 Dec 25, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
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REALLY?
Tell everyone Che! just who do YOU represent when you spew your vile bile to all the posters?
Demented Atheists?
CHE proves the bible right...sorry about that. Wanted to do one post and meant to direct that sentence toward Che. Sigh...tired. Too many goodies and I'm tired!
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Lodi, OH

#11 Dec 25, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
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REALLY?
Tell everyone Che! just who do YOU represent when you spew your vile bile to all the posters?
Demented Atheists?
I don't know what "vile bile" you are referring to. But when I point out when you are wrong or hypocritical or simply stating opinion about something you know very little about, I am not doing it on the day of, and in the name of, my supposedly most sacred moral beliefs and in celebration of the birth of my Savior.
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Lodi, OH

#12 Dec 25, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
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LOL...sounds like someone is unhappy because they were alone with a turd and a lump of coal for Chris....'scuse me, Saturnalia?
You prove the bible correct in at least one way: You reap what you sow.
What facts would lead you to that conclusion?

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

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#13 Dec 25, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
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CHE proves the bible right...sorry about that. Wanted to do one post and meant to direct that sentence toward Che. Sigh...tired. Too many goodies and I'm tired!
I hear you!
Holidays are fun but exhausting.
Had a flat tire last night, now tomorrow I have to get it fixed.
Added a bit of rum to my eggnog and it took my breath away......looked at the bottle....151proof! Yowza! I dumped it down the drain.( it was SOOOO strong, it probably cleared the pipes!) Lol
That was my consumption of the night. NADA! Ugh!
Otherwise my Christmas was great!
Yours?

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

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#14 Dec 25, 2013
Pope Che Reagan Christ I wrote:
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I don't know what "vile bile" you are referring to. But when I point out when you are wrong or hypocritical or simply stating opinion about something you know very little about, I am not doing it on the day of, and in the name of, my supposedly most sacred moral beliefs and in celebration of the birth of my Savior.
Stuff it Che. I don't want to hear your lame excuses for your rudeness.
If I wanted your opinion I would ask for it...and I didn't ask!
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Lodi, OH

#15 Dec 25, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
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I hear you!
Holidays are fun but exhausting.
Had a flat tire last night, now tomorrow I have to get it fixed.
Added a bit of rum to my eggnog and it took my breath away......looked at the bottle....151proof! Yowza! I dumped it down the drain.( it was SOOOO strong, it probably cleared the pipes!) Lol
That was my consumption of the night. NADA! Ugh!
Otherwise my Christmas was great!
Yours?
It is unwise to ignore these seemingly minor mental lapses. It is likely symptomatic of early stages of dementia. That would explain the troubles you have posting as well. You're welcome. Merry Christmas.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

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#16 Dec 25, 2013
Pope Che Reagan Christ I wrote:
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What facts would lead you to that conclusion?
Are you really this STUPID?

Face it Che, you are just as bigoted against someone who appears here not having your penchant or talent for writing or words or even ability to use their iPad on Topix as some of the most flaming blatant racist posters here. Face up to that--you are intolerant and downright nasty.

Meow.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

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#17 Dec 25, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
<quoted text>
I hear you!
Holidays are fun but exhausting.
Had a flat tire last night, now tomorrow I have to get it fixed.
Added a bit of rum to my eggnog and it took my breath away......looked at the bottle....151proof! Yowza! I dumped it down the drain.( it was SOOOO strong, it probably cleared the pipes!) Lol
That was my consumption of the night. NADA! Ugh!
Otherwise my Christmas was great!
Yours?
Flat tire?! Ugh....what a PITA on a cold night.

LOL 151 proof is enough to knock ya.

Spent the day driving around town it seemed like -- to my sisters/church, to dinner, back home. I couldn't drink dammit LOL. Most of the holiday was spent earlier last weekend, kids were all in town, went bridal shopping for daughter's wedding, we did Christmas and birthdays with the girls then, and that involved drinks lol....I wasn't driving. Christmas is always great!! But usually by the time the holidays are over, I am HAPPY they're done since we have not only holidays but a whole boatload of birthdays in the family. I have concluded there can be such a thing as too much celebration....aye yi yi...

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

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#18 Dec 25, 2013
Pope Che Reagan Christ I wrote:
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It is unwise to ignore these seemingly minor mental lapses. It is likely symptomatic of early stages of dementia. That would explain the troubles you have posting as well. You're welcome. Merry Christmas.
You're the one with the mental problem. I have no lapse in memory, no do I
have troubles posting....you just exaggerate, and blow out of proportion, a person's mistake and use it against them for eternity.
You don't bother me, so demean away ....till you turn blue...I don't give two hoots.

You want to appear superior to all but the only thing you are proving is your ignorance and lack of empathy for anyone.
You're nothing but a joke.

“PLANET EARTH”

Since: Apr 10

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#19 Dec 25, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
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Flat tire?! Ugh....what a PITA on a cold night.
LOL 151 proof is enough to knock ya.
Spent the day driving around town it seemed like -- to my sisters/church, to dinner, back home. I couldn't drink dammit LOL. Most of the holiday was spent earlier last weekend, kids were all in town, went bridal shopping for daughter's wedding, we did Christmas and birthdays with the girls then, and that involved drinks lol....I wasn't driving. Christmas is always great!! But usually by the time the holidays are over, I am HAPPY they're done since we have not only holidays but a whole boatload of birthdays in the family. I have concluded there can be such a thing as too much celebration....aye yi yi...
Aaaw! When is she getting married? Will the wedding be small or big?
That is wonderful happy occasion!
I remember planning the weddings for my girls. It was so much fun.
Wait what

Dublin, OH

#20 Dec 25, 2013
Pope Che Reagan Christ I wrote:
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I don't know what "vile bile" you are referring to. But when I point out when you are wrong or hypocritical or simply stating opinion about something you know very little about, I am not doing it on the day of, and in the name of, my supposedly most sacred moral beliefs and in celebration of the birth of my Savior.
Disagree. Actions speak louder than words, which can only make me certain that your hate is the result of the Devil himself. And mind you - I do not identify as a Christian, as stated before.

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