A Primer on the Jehwz
Posted in the Columbus Forum
#1 Sep 2, 2013
From another site and thought it was worth sharing:
Lemme give you a primer on Jehws as I see them:
Jehws do NOT vote 95% for these Democrat αssholes. It is 2/3rds, which is still way to high for my liking.
Jehws come in three flavors: Reform, Conservative and Orthodox.
The Orthodox Jehws wear Quaker clothes to church and vote Republican 80% of the time! They don't let their children play on the internet because they might see tits. They homeschool their kids or send them to Yeshivas (Jehws School). These guys follow all the rules (well, not stoning adulterers) in the Bible.
Conservative Jehws look like us, but they act like Orthodox and they don't wear the funny suits. They vote Republican 60% of the time and are really just Ortho lite. Some of them even have beards.
Reform Jehws have organs in church and sing in major keys. They have lesbian Rabbis sometimes, There are homosexual Jehws churches in SF. These bozos discuss DNC talking points at Passover dinners and praise Karl Marx and Ob*ma - usually in the same sentence. They are 90% for Ob*ma. Their sons are neurotic, do drugs, and still end up in law school, usually finding boyfriends there.
It's the Reform Jehws that give Jehws a bad name - and rightly so.
#2 Sep 2, 2013
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