What does Jesus have anything to do with the infectious dirtiness of queer sodomy and queer elective abortion killing of children?<quoted text>Who cares what kind of boring missionary position lifestyle you live? That's YOUR problem, not mine. God, your whoopie time would bore a saint.
I pity your wife.
"Woman! Pappy needs to mate for Jesus! Git yoreself ready! Open you pajamas one inch!"
"Oh, Pappy, can you at least kiss me tonight?"
"KISS you? Wot do you'all think Pappy is? Sum kind o' HOMO? Now get ready to pleasure yore man, it won't take more'n 30 seconds anyway! Then get to yore PRAYIN' closet and beg the Savior's forgiveness for being so disgusting and carnal, Satan's slut!"
Try to focus peabrain; the HIV and STDs are clouding your already limited rationality.
On a side note, here again is mass media spinning the news implying that pervasive queer sodomy of children is merely generic pedophilia...
•William Vahey, 64, allegedly abused up to 60 boys at leading private school
•Once he embraced his pupils, he was taken to the airport in a school van
•Pictures emerged showing him abusing pupils on trips from 2009-2013
•At the time he was a teacher at Southbank International School in London
•Last night former pupils spoke of their shock at the revelations