Reality Speaks ties up I-270 traffic moving his "yacht"

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Amos Moses

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Traffic on I-270 had to be stopped after a truck towing a million dollar yacht got lost and had to be turned around to keep from striking an underpass. This yacht was the property of infamous gas bag Reality Speaks, a well-known if despised frequent poster on Topix. However, after watching news footage, it was obvious that this was merely a 1/3 million dollar run-of-the-mill boat. Frantic overstatement is a well-known tactic of RS, who feels the need to incessantly brag. He saw no problem tying up traffic on half the east side; his upcoming fishing trip to Dillon Dam...er, St. Thomas was of more importance than the commutes of mere wage slaves.

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Amos Moses wrote:
Traffic on I-270 had to be stopped after a truck towing a million dollar yacht got lost and had to be turned around to keep from striking an underpass. This yacht was the property of infamous gas bag Reality Speaks, a well-known if despised frequent poster on Topix. However, after watching news footage, it was obvious that this was merely a 1/3 million dollar run-of-the-mill boat. Frantic overstatement is a well-known tactic of RS, who feels the need to incessantly brag. He saw no problem tying up traffic on half the east side; his upcoming fishing trip to Dillon Dam...er, St. Thomas was of more importance than the commutes of mere wage slaves.
Hello, Sterling.
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As this occurred, George Clayton Bigsby was patching holes in his old inflatable pool chair that he purchased at Kmart back in 1976.

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As this occurred, George Clayton Bigsby was patching holes in his old inflatable pool chair that he purchased at Kmart back in 1976.
How's the wife, Sterling?
Oliver Canterberry

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-Clayton Bigsby wrote:
<quoted text>How's the wife, Sterling?
Didn't you hear the long involved story that Sterling's / Modern Man wife was sick with cancer? He said so himself in great detail on this very forum.
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LOL!
Was it being delivered to Alum-Creek?

“Where did I put my tiara?”

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Well, this thread just ruined a friendship. I just went out with RS, no mention of this purchase; no invite to find my tiara and christen the yacht.

Soooo deleting him from my cell phone contact list!

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

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GlitterSucks wrote:
Well, this thread just ruined a friendship. I just went out with RS, no mention of this purchase; no invite to find my tiara and christen the yacht.
Soooo deleting him from my cell phone contact list!
Don't be pissed at him! He was on his way to Party Source in Covington Ky. for that "just right" bottle of bubbly.
Famous Amos

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-Clayton Bigsby wrote:
<quoted text>How's the wife, Sterling?
How's the new house in Obetz treating you? Did you get that bug problem taken care of? What about that cracked foundation? I understand money is tight but you really need to address those issues now.

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Famous Amos wrote:
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How's the new house in Obetz treating you? Did you get that bug problem taken care of? What about that cracked foundation? I understand money is tight but you really need to address those issues now.
Tell your wife that I gave her a super low rent on that house because I felt bad for her after you kicked her out.
And now she's crying about it?

“Don't trust the internet!”

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Jun 20, 2013
 
sidekick wrote:
LOL!
Was it being delivered to Alum-Creek?
Maybe--it said he got lost, so maybe he thought he was headed for the Atlantic.
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-Clayton Bigsby wrote:
<quoted text>Tell your wife that I gave her a super low rent on that house because I felt bad for her after you kicked her out.
And now she's crying about it?
She tried to pay her rent with a $20 bill but you didn't have enough cash on hand to give her $19 back.
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Jun 20, 2013
 
The local news claimed the yacht was too tall to clear overpasses on 270. That was pure BS and the real issue was the driver did not comply with the routing on his permit so the DOT stopped him.
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Amos Moses wrote:
Traffic on I-270 had to be stopped after a truck towing a million dollar yacht got lost and had to be turned around to keep from striking an underpass. This yacht was the property of infamous gas bag Reality Speaks, a well-known if despised frequent poster on Topix. However, after watching news footage, it was obvious that this was merely a 1/3 million dollar run-of-the-mill boat. Frantic overstatement is a well-known tactic of RS, who feels the need to incessantly brag. He saw no problem tying up traffic on half the east side; his upcoming fishing trip to Dillon Dam...er, St. Thomas was of more importance than the commutes of mere wage slaves.
R'S ? You mean that pathetic, bafoon blowhard?
The ALMIGHTY THAN THOU, NAME. CALLING, DEMEANING,DEGRADING, BAFOON BLOWHARD?
Yeah, we all know him.....unfortunately.
Too bad he doesn't take a long walk off a short peir.......or sail off into the sunset, never to be seen or heard from again....on Topix anyways!
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Pier.......lol
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Belo wrote:
The local news claimed the yacht was too tall to clear overpasses on 270. That was pure BS and the real issue was the driver did not comply with the routing on his permit so the DOT stopped him.
Zs

So the traffic stoppage was because of a union goon collecting a toll. Time to have an open season on those worthless vermin.
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They cannot kill a Spook wrote:
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Zs
So the traffic stoppage was because of a union goon collecting a toll. Time to have an open season on those worthless vermin.
What are you suggesting? Don't be a wimp. Come right out and say what you mean, putz.

woof
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FKA Reader wrote:
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Maybe--it said he got lost, so maybe he thought he was headed for the Atlantic.
I once had this problem with port Columbus. My helicopter was banned from taking shortcuts through their no fly zone.(LOL)
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This was no bigger traffic jam than usual. Unless it was a "Banana-Boat" full of illegals under that tarp.

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