PS: Indian Reservations sell 100% additive free tobacco with no taxes. You can mail order them.
Now, you have just proven that you are such a sap. As long as the Chinese say they are Indian, you will give them your credit card number and buy cigarettes filled with rat turds and heavy metals and think you are getting a good deal.
Let's see. How much urine can a small McDonald's cup hold? You know what they say, where there's smoke there's fire.