Ted Cruz thinks....

Created by GlitterSucks on Oct 15, 2013

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Her's omnipotent

Waiting for his green eggs and ham

Who the "f" knows

I get my paycheck, screw you

“Keep your policy period. LMAO”

Since: Sep 13

The 57th state

#1 Oct 15, 2013
Hello grasshopper.......

I am guessing that Ted thinks he should follow through with the promises he made during his campaign to the folks that legally elected him.

Representative Democracy, a politician that actually does what he says he will do???????

What's next?

Obviously what we need are more politicians like McCain or Obama that say whatever the hell they need to, to get elected and once elected forget everything they said and go about their personal agendas..........

Still luv ya though....
Reality speaks

Columbus, OH

#2 Oct 15, 2013
Ted Cruz actually did what he campaigned he would do. He was legally elected to represent the people of Texas

To be accepted by the liberal media, he must act like Obama and lie.

Obama's campaign promises.....what a joke

all the empty suit has is empty promises.
dunadd

Greensboro, NC

#3 Oct 15, 2013
Obama=British East Africa's import to the USSA=Toom Tabard!
Duke for Mayor

Akron, OH

#4 Oct 15, 2013
Ted Cruz thinks he will be the next Harvard educated President. If he thinks photo ops with the Snow Queen are gonna help him in that quest, he may wish to have his handlers speak to Johnny McCain.

woof
Che Reagan Christ

Lodi, OH

#5 Oct 16, 2013
There is a fundamental error in the title of this thread.
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#6 Oct 16, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
Ted Cruz thinks he will be the next Harvard educated President. If he thinks photo ops with the Snow Queen are gonna help him in that quest, he may wish to have his handlers speak to Johnny McCain.
woof
hey stupid....Ted can't run.

read the constitution for the 1st time in your life.

get back to discrediting Sarah Palin as she can run.

You are wasting valuable time discrediting Ted because he is not running.

I just want to help little rats like you find the cheese. You may want to pay particular attention to the cheese on the centerpiece of the metal framed wood table with moving parts.
Che Reagan Christ

Lodi, OH

#7 Oct 16, 2013
Reality Speaks wrote:
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hey stupid....Ted can't run.
read the constitution for the 1st time in your life.
get back to discrediting Sarah Palin as she can run.
You are wasting valuable time discrediting Ted because he is not running.
I just want to help little rats like you find the cheese. You may want to pay particular attention to the cheese on the centerpiece of the metal framed wood table with moving parts.
But can Ted Cruise or Ted Cruze run?
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#8 Oct 16, 2013
Che Reagan Christ wrote:
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But can Ted Cruise or Ted Cruze run?
Tom Cruise is running, and asked John McCain if he could be Maverick moving forward.

Nancy Pelosi is Goose....see that expression on her plastic stretched face?

that is the look of a puppet handle shoved up her azz.
dunadd

Greensboro, NC

#9 Oct 16, 2013
Ted Cruz can't run because of the Constitution but Oblamer can sit on the throne. A little prejudiced for the British East African and against the Canadian. that's what the Canadian gets for being linked with Republicans and not with the socialists.

“Seven Days In May”

Since: Oct 13

Hilliard, OH

#10 Oct 16, 2013
I can't wait for the Democrats to become birthers...

“Keep your policy period. LMAO”

Since: Sep 13

The 57th state

#11 Oct 16, 2013
Trayvonius Martinez wrote:
I can't wait for the Democrats to become birthers...
Oddly enough some have already started.

Mr. Cruz has already released his birth certificate to the media.

I guess it is not all that hard to come up with a birth certificate. Who knew?

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/ted-cru...

On Monday, Cruz said he was amused by the hubbub over his birth.

“A reporter asked for a copy of my birth certificate so we said,‘Sure,’ and gave it to him,” Cruz said on the “Laura Ingraham Show” Monday morning.“I will admit I find the tizzy in the media a little bit amusing — the fact that the New York Times is this hysterical after my being in office only a few months.”
dunadd

Greensboro, NC

#12 Oct 16, 2013
What is the difference between an American mother birthing in Mombassa, British East Africa or an American mother birthing in Alberta, Canada.
Depends on which party the sons affiliate themselves with.
I nominate Arnold Scharzenegger as president. Fine but he'll have to run as a Democrat.
dunadd

Greensboro, NC

#13 Oct 16, 2013
Not an afterbirth but an afterthought. while typing the previous post, a question came to mind. Does the Constitution forbid foreigners from serving as president or both president and vice president? Could one of you scholars find out for me. Thanks, merci beaucoup and Danke!
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#14 Oct 16, 2013
Trayvonius Martinez wrote:
I can't wait for the Democrats to become birthers...
they enjoy killing babies to much....never happen.

we could trick them and bring back bench seats in front seats of cars, and remove bucket seats with a console and 4 cup holders.

that was a fairly successful boom in births in our recent history.

“Seven Days In May”

Since: Oct 13

Hilliard, OH

#15 Oct 16, 2013
what_me_worry_ wrote:
<quoted text>
Oddly enough some have already started.
Mr. Cruz has already released his birth certificate to the media.
I guess it is not all that hard to come up with a birth certificate. Who knew?
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/ted-cru...
On Monday, Cruz said he was amused by the hubbub over his birth.
“A reporter asked for a copy of my birth certificate so we said,‘Sure,’ and gave it to him,” Cruz said on the “Laura Ingraham Show” Monday morning.“I will admit I find the tizzy in the media a little bit amusing — the fact that the New York Times is this hysterical after my being in office only a few months.”
The question is settled...by two different candidates: Obama in 2008 (one US citizen parent) and George Romney in 1968 (born overseas.)
Cruz has both of those precedents in his favor.
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#16 Oct 16, 2013
why can't our congress fight and throw shoes?

Ted Cruze beating Harry Reid with a shoe would draw the largest pay per view audience of all time.

The government could pay the national debt off with the income stream from a monthly pay per view program.

John McCain can sit idly by and watch. His time came and went, and he lived in the Hanoi Hilton.

Think lyrch could take Ted Cruze in a shoe throwing fight?

Let's bet.
Oliver Canterberry

Columbus, OH

#17 Oct 20, 2013
Cruz is standing up to the Dictator Obama who is ruling like a king with executive orders and Chicago style gutter political tactics.

Obama wrote "White folks greed drives a world in need" in his insane book, "Dreams from my Muslim Kenyan Father" and Obama would love nothing more than to bankrupt the dollar, drive this country into irreversible debt and have Islam dominate the world in what would be a new dark ages.
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#18 Oct 20, 2013
Che Reagan Christ wrote:
There is a fundamental error in the title of this thread.
according to the affirmative action D- student.

Ted Cruz graduated with honors from Harvard, and you a disgrace from public school.

the fundamental error was that you could earn anything but a chip on your shoulder backed by excuses of failure.

The only "A" you receive is for pointing out your uselessness to a crowd.

you are an utter joke, and yet have been brainwashed as a slave.

you could not survive 2 weeks without assistance.
Etch A Sketch laments

Hyattsville, MD

#19 Oct 22, 2013
... an oxymoron?

“Seven Days In May”

Since: Oct 13

Hilliard, OH

#20 Oct 22, 2013
Etch A Sketch laments wrote:
... an oxymoron?
No, that would be "president obama."

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