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Gordon T

Columbus, OH

#1 Mar 8, 2012
Nice looking lady but is her reputation hurt by rumors she has a political figure BF that is married. Any truth to it ???
hey now

Columbus, OH

#2 Mar 8, 2012
the media is full of prostitutes and whhorres...this broad is no different. they'd have sex with animals on live tv if they thought it would boost ratings.
Enzyte Bob

Pataskala, OH

#3 Mar 8, 2012
Well, there's usually one of about five reasons women wait until their late 30's to get married:

1. Bitchiness/bipolar/mental
2. Work - don't meet people due to wrong occupation or work hours
3. Lesbo
4. Shyness/Anxiety
5. Used Goods.

I'll leave it to others to decide which category is most appropriate.

I actually met her once at Jimmy V's. She was there with her husband and about 5 other guys and seems nice enough.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#4 Mar 8, 2012
Enzyte Bob wrote:
Well, there's usually one of about five reasons women wait until their late 30's to get married:
1. Bitchiness/bipolar/mental
2. Work - don't meet people due to wrong occupation or work hours
3. Lesbo
4. Shyness/Anxiety
5. Used Goods.
I presume, you formulated this list from personal experience.
Enzyte Bob

Pataskala, OH

#5 Mar 8, 2012
GlitterSucks wrote:
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I presume, you formulated this list from personal experience.
I forgot to add Number 6:

6. Being a Fatass.

Laugh all you want, but I am a pretty astute observer of human behavior.

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#6 Mar 8, 2012
Enzyte Bob wrote:
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I forgot to add Number 6:
6. Being a Fatass.
Laugh all you want, but I am a pretty astute observer of human behavior.
Bob, you seriously crack me up with most of your posts. When can I buy you a cup of Speedway coffee? I'll have plenty of free time starting next month.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#7 Mar 8, 2012
rowdy01 wrote:
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Bob, you seriously crack me up with most of your posts. When can I buy you a cup of Speedway coffee? I'll have plenty of free time starting next month.
He's high maintenance, he requires a bag of Funyuns as well. If you do meet, don't buy him the super sized coffee, free refills. Just some hints, Mr. Soon-To-Be-Retired, you'll be on a fixed income and I'll be damned if I fund this soiree.

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#8 Mar 8, 2012
GlitterSucks wrote:
<quoted text>He's high maintenance, he requires a bag of Funyuns as well. If you do meet, don't buy him the super sized coffee, free refills. Just some hints, Mr. Soon-To-Be-Retired, you'll be on a fixed income and I'll be damned if I fund this soiree.
Geeeez I hate funyuns. Take a look at them. They are nothing but reshaped and nasty flavored pringles.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#9 Mar 8, 2012
rowdy01 wrote:
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Geeeez I hate funyuns. Take a look at them. They are nothing but reshaped and nasty flavored pringles.
Munchos?

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#10 Mar 8, 2012
BTW, I have an annuity set up just for Starbucks. I may get Bob to convert.
Enzyte Bob

Pataskala, OH

#11 Mar 8, 2012
rowdy01 wrote:
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Geeeez I hate funyuns. Take a look at them. They are nothing but reshaped and nasty flavored pringles.
Not the one I was looking for, but close enough:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Enzyte Bob

Pataskala, OH

#12 Mar 8, 2012
rowdy01 wrote:
BTW, I have an annuity set up just for Starbucks. I may get Bob to convert.
I always liked Starbucks black coffee, but I like to take my laptop and crank out some work (or play on Topix like I am now) and it's too loud in there. I don't buy any of the cappuccino stuff because of all the calories, so you'll often find me these days at Tim Horton's or Panera. Black Tim Horton's coffee with cream is great and it's much quieter there.
Enzyte Bob

Pataskala, OH

#13 Mar 8, 2012
rowdy01 wrote:
BTW, I have an annuity set up just for Starbucks. I may get Bob to convert.
My number one fear about meeting anybody from this board is that I will be forced to stop posting here, either through some nut that would plaster my name all over the place or just by sheer human nature of not wanting to insult people you like and know.

If I don't have this outlet anymore, that means I'm going to have to go back to pushing people's buttons at family functions. In other words, I would rather have you people urinated off at me than them.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#14 Mar 8, 2012
Enzyte Bob wrote:
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My number one fear about meeting anybody from this board is that I will be forced to stop posting here, either through some nut that would plaster my name all over the place or just by sheer human nature of not wanting to insult people you like and know.
If I don't have this outlet anymore, that means I'm going to have to go back to pushing people's buttons at family functions. In other words, I would rather have you people urinated off at me than them.
Has anyone of us that know one another off of this forum ever given out any personal info? Nope.
hey now

Columbus, OH

#15 Mar 8, 2012
Enzyte Bob wrote:
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My number one fear about meeting anybody from this board is that I will be forced to stop posting here, either through some nut that would plaster my name all over the place or just by sheer human nature of not wanting to insult people you like and know.
If I don't have this outlet anymore, that means I'm going to have to go back to pushing people's buttons at family functions. In other words, I would rather have you people urinated off at me than them.
Ya know, you could still push the buttons of the family...just tell them of topix and how they can post antagonisms here. They may forget you pushed their buttons in the first palce and they may get to infuriate some sh^tbag out of Cleveland named FRED or some other piece of human debris.

On the other hand, if you do meet a fellow topix-er, I'd recommend reviewing the drive-in scene in the movie "Heat" as a baseline plan.

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#16 Mar 8, 2012
Enzyte Bob wrote:
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I always liked Starbucks black coffee, but I like to take my laptop and crank out some work (or play on Topix like I am now) and it's too loud in there. I don't buy any of the cappuccino stuff because of all the calories, so you'll often find me these days at Tim Horton's or Panera. Black Tim Horton's coffee with cream is great and it's much quieter there.
I've met people from across the internet from Ohio to Florida to Louisiana to New Mexico and beyond, sometimes for the day or just a coffee or a beer, during my travels. None of them have ever had cause to cut off the relationships we forged. I'm a bit more discreet than some.

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#17 Mar 8, 2012
GlitterSucks wrote:
<quoted text>Munchos?
Munchos! Exactly the "snack" I was searching for, it escaped me.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#18 Mar 8, 2012
Enzyte Bob wrote:
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My number one fear about meeting anybody from this board is that I will be forced to stop posting here, either through some nut that would plaster my name all over the place or just by sheer human nature of not wanting to insult people you like and know.
If I don't have this outlet anymore, that means I'm going to have to go back to pushing people's buttons at family functions. In other words, I would rather have you people urinated off at me than them.
My number one fear of meeting you is that you would blab and then use the excuse you were being funny. IOW, I have come to the conclusion you are a nut.

I trust the Cabal.
Enzyte Bob

Columbus, OH

#19 Mar 8, 2012
gokeefe wrote:
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My number one fear of meeting you is that you would blab and then use the excuse you were being funny. IOW, I have come to the conclusion you are a nut.
I trust the Cabal.
You're going to be touchy on this thread too?
Enzyte Bob

Columbus, OH

#20 Mar 8, 2012
gokeefe wrote:
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My number one fear of meeting you is that you would blab and then use the excuse you were being funny. IOW, I have come to the conclusion you are a nut.
LMAO

I have long known Reader's identity. I could even find yours if I wanted to, but I have a quality you people don't understand: loyalty. You people would stab your own mother in the back for 25 cents and a chance to suck up to the boss.

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