Jesus & Santa are White Says Fox
Duke for Mayor

United States

#289 Dec 21, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
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Meow. But that limit is 4K. With spaces, there were 1,214 characters in her post.
Meow....meow...meow.... how did I know? Word. Cut, paste, count, know-it-all.
Merry Grinchmas.
Read what she said. She sid she tried to post the entire poem, but couldn't, so she truncated it.

What she did end up posting was roughly 1214.

You folks are goofy.

woof
Duke for Mayor

United States

#290 Dec 21, 2013
By the way...it sure warms my heart to some of you stealing my name, and my tagline.

Columbus Topix sure has come a long way, hasn't it?

woof
Duke for Mayor

United States

#291 Dec 21, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
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After I posted the whole poem, it said on the bottom there were 4000 characters remaining!
Get it?
The reason the mods didn't post the whole poem is the subject matter......so I posted an excerpt....
Get it?
Stop calling me names!!!!
Get it?
Dearie do...the limit IS 4000 characters.

woof
Duke for Mayor

United States

#292 Dec 21, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
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After I posted the whole poem, it said on the bottom there were 4000 characters remaining!
Get it?
The reason the mods didn't post the whole poem is the subject matter......so I posted an excerpt....
Get it?
Stop calling me names!!!!
Get it?
BB:

if you cut and paste something that contains more than 4000 characters and then simply enter the code at the bottom, your post will be rejected.

Try this:

Cut and paste the poem. Then move the cursor to the end/bottom of what you have pasted.

You'll see what I am talking about. The poem got rejected because it was too long, not because of its content.

woof

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

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#293 Dec 21, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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Read what she said. She sid she tried to post the entire poem, but couldn't, so she truncated it.
What she did end up posting was roughly 1214.
You folks are goofy.
woof
I read it, saw the minor error, and even comprehended what she wanted to say. Most people can be forgiving that way. Nothing to start a fuss over.

No. You and Che just can't understand people, are willing to start an argument over trivial matters. You were definitely pissing on the Christmas tree. Now get back into the doghouse.

Merry Grinchmas.

Meow.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#294 Dec 21, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
By the way...it sure warms my heart to some of you stealing my name, and my tagline.
Columbus Topix sure has come a long way, hasn't it?
woof
It's an old, old trick. As old as Topix itself. You're finally catching on to that? My, you are a brilliant attorney!
Duke for Mayor

United States

#295 Dec 21, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
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I read it, saw the minor error, and even comprehended what she wanted to say. Most people can be forgiving that way. Nothing to start a fuss over.
No. You and Che just can't understand people, are willing to start an argument over trivial matters. You were definitely pissing on the Christmas tree. Now get back into the doghouse.
Merry Grinchmas.
Meow.
Mind yer own business.

I am trying to explain it to her. Not to you.

woof

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#296 Dec 21, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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BB:
if you cut and paste something that contains more than 4000 characters and then simply enter the code at the bottom, your post will be rejected.
Try this:
Cut and paste the poem. Then move the cursor to the end/bottom of what you have pasted.
You'll see what I am talking about. The poem got rejected because it was too long, not because of its content.
woof
I DID cut and paste the whole poem and it said I had 4000 characters remaining.
I'll tell you what.....I'll cut and paste the first part and post it....then you can count the characters in total, both first part then second part.
This is getting too funny........WHODATHUNK?

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#297 Dec 21, 2013
Duke for Mayor wrote:
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Mind yer own business.
I am trying to explain it to her. Not to you.
woof
Get back in the dog house. You haven't learned your manners. Even my cat knows it's silly to be so picayune. Would YOU behave like this at a cocktail party?

Merry Grinchmas. Meow.

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#299 Dec 21, 2013
It happened in the kindergarten class,
Right at the table where they were having snack.
Joanie asked the question and they all sat back:
"Mr. Slater? Can Santa Claus be black?"

Poor Mr. Slater didn't know what to say,
Christmas vacation was twenty days away.
There were snowflakes to cut and
Window wreaths to be hung,
Christmas cards to be painted,
And Christmas songs to be sung.

He hadn't time to think
What Christmas was about,
In twenty more days,
School would be out!
Why couldn't they wait
And ask their questions then,
When mommies and daddies
Were home to answer them?
"Mr. Slater? Can Santa be thin?"
"Is Santa Clause always a him?"

Mr. Slater looked at twenty pairs of eyes,
Twenty children of every shape and size.
He ate a bit of cracker and finished his drink.
"Children," he said,
"I'll need some time to think."
As soon as class was over,
He ran down the hall,
Skidded 'round a corner,
Crashed into a wall.
Ran up the steps to the second floor,
Rapped on the window of the principal's door.

"Ms. Frazer, Ms. Frazer, what can I do?
The children asked these questions
That now I ask of you:

'Can Santa Claus be black?'
'Can Santa Claus be thin?'
'Does Santa always have to be a him?'"

"Mr. Slater, it's a difficult task

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#300 Dec 21, 2013
To find answers to the questions you ask.
I think with these I'll need some assistance,
But I'll get you the answers with a little persistence."

Ms. Frazer turned in her swivel chair,
Picked up the phone and dialed Mr. Dare.
Mr. Dare was the head of the P.T.A.,
He called for a meeting the very next day.

"Thank you for coming,"
He began with a greeting.
"I'd like to get right to the point of this meeting.
Mr. Slater, in charge of the kindergarten class,
Needs the answers to some questions
And he needs them fast."

"Can Santa be black?'
"Can Santa be thin?'
"Does Santa always have to be a him?'"

The parents didn't know what to say,
Christmas vacation was nineteen days away.
There were cookies to bake and lights to string,
Gifts to wrap and carols to sing.

They hadn't time to think
What Christmas was about,
In nineteen more days
School would be out!
Why did children have to ask questions when
Parents had no time to sit and answer them?

"Well, Parents?
Are there any suggestions?
Do we have any answers
To these difficult questions?"

"Who knows best
What Christmas is about?
Let's ask Santa!"
Someone called out in a shout.

The secretary of the P.T.A.
Sent a letter to Santa the very next day.
The reply came back very, very fast,
Addressed to Mr. Slater
And the kindergarten class.

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#301 Dec 21, 2013
Is post number 298 it showing? That's the first part.
The two posts after that is the first part sectioned in two parts.
Lol
Duke for Mayor

United States

#302 Dec 21, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
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I DID cut and paste the whole poem and it said I had 4000 characters remaining.
I'll tell you what.....I'll cut and paste the first part and post it....then you can count the characters in total, both first part then second part.
This is getting too funny........WHODATHUNK?
BB

if u cut and paste without physically moving the cursor to the bottom before entering the code and hitting enter, it will tell u that you still have 4000 characters left, even if you have attempted to post 10,000.

Anyway, it looks like maybe you have figured it out.

woof
Female

Chillicothe, OH

#303 Dec 21, 2013
Zoe Regen wrote:
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Maybe it does! One thing for certain is that my dogs look better than you and have wonderful personalities. They do not like democrats though, they think you stink!
woof
Now where is your photograph, are you to large for the lens?
Nope. Are you? Just wondering why you have big dogs and not a husband? Just had to ask.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#304 Dec 21, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
Is post number 298 it showing? That's the first part.
The two posts after that is the first part sectioned in two parts.
Lol
No. I see 297 and 299, no 298. Looks like you'll have to edit using ### or some such technique?
Female

Chillicothe, OH

#305 Dec 21, 2013
Not a Native wrote:
The left hates the truth,they watch Fox news with pure discontent,and hate.They don't want the truth to be told,only their lies and distortions is all you surfs need to know.They the Left used to control the media in America,now their lies are being turned upside down,and they are doing everything in their power to distroy;"Fox news Rush,Hanity,Oriely,and any Conservative,or just about anyone who disagrees with their views.All super hero's in comic books are white too,they all have one thing in common with Santa,they are all made up!!Now Jesus is a "Jew"and from what I have seen in that part of the World,I have never seen a "Black"Jew!!...So grow up it's just the P/C police trying to shut down Fox news.They have the aid of IRS and NSA much like the KGB of Russia used back when they were holding down their citizens with their Communism,and it's happening here in America..Better wake up,the New American Socialist Party the Democrats is on the move,and they only have three more years to impose their "Socialism" on us....
Only 3 yrs left they sure are slow about it. I thought it would already have been done by now. Get your guns ready fearful ones. Just another noid.
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Medina, OH

#306 Dec 21, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
<quoted text>
After I posted the whole poem, it said on the bottom there were 4000 characters remaining!
Get it?
The reason the mods didn't post the whole poem is the subject matter......so I posted an excerpt....
Get it?
Stop calling me names!!!!
Get it?
That doesn't make much sense, Gammy. The total character limit is 4000. So how could you post the entire poem and still have 4000 characters left? The better bet is that you are too stupid to post a long post. "The mods" aren't monitoring you. Unless your precious Christmas poem says "cVnt" a lot.
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Medina, OH

#307 Dec 21, 2013
gokeefe wrote:
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I read it, saw the minor error, and even comprehended what she wanted to say. Most people can be forgiving that way. Nothing to start a fuss over.
No. You and Che just can't understand people, are willing to start an argument over trivial matters. You were definitely pissing on the Christmas tree. Now get back into the doghouse.
Merry Grinchmas.
Meow.
The dumb defending the dumb. How quaint.
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Medina, OH

#308 Dec 21, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
<quoted text>
I DID cut and paste the whole poem and it said I had 4000 characters remaining.
I'll tell you what.....I'll cut and paste the first part and post it....then you can count the characters in total, both first part then second part.
This is getting too funny........WHODATHUNK?
You poor thing. Topix is too complicated for you. Is your VCR still flashing 12:00? It's not always noon, you do know that, right?
Pope Che Reagan Christ I

Medina, OH

#309 Dec 21, 2013
BizzyBee wrote:
Is post number 298 it showing? That's the first part.
The two posts after that is the first part sectioned in two parts.
Lol
Wow. Once you broke it into smaller sections, the mods suddenly liked the content more.

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