The Debate is Over
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Since: Oct 12
#1 May 8, 2014
In which our host, Andrew Klavan, explains why conservative opinion is so unwelcome in Washington DC, Hollywood and the mainstream media: Because the debate is over, the science is settled and the time for talking is past.
Iím Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth.
The debate is over! The science is settled! Any other point of view in this day and age is hateful. Itís racism straight up. Itís like the civil rights movement never happened! Itís a war on women. Women in this country are under fire as if this were a war. Itís Islamophobic too. And as for gays... well, the debate is over. The time for talking is past. The experts have reached a consensus. Weíve come too far to go back now. The people have decided. The toothpaste is out of the tube. Weíre not going to return to the bad old days. Sure, there are some who insist on being anti-science. There are people who are still clinging to their Bibles and their guns. I donít know why theyíre working so hard to keep folks from having health insurance. They want to put yíall back in chains. They want to put women in binders. Donít they know this is the 21st century? The debate is over. If you disagree, well, you are not welcome here. Weíll sue. Weíll boycott. Weíll get you fired. Weíll revoke your invitation to speak. Because we support diversity. So get on the bandwagon. Fall in line. The debate is over. Itís over! O for o. Ver for ver. Over.
Ap... Ah... up-up-up-up-up. Debate, equal sign, over. Finished. Done. Ssh. The science is settled. The time for talking is past. Any other point of view, well, itís Fox News. Fox News! Itís Rush Limbaugh. Itís Rush Fox Limbaugh News! Itís old white men. Itís the Koch Brothers. Itís an Islamo-homo-phobic-racist war on women stuck into binders by Rush Limbaugh on Fox News. And the person who made that offensive video will be punished I promise you. The future does not belong to those who have any other point of view. Because we have bi-partisan agreement. The science is settled. The experts have reached a consensus. The time for talking is past. The debate is over.
This message has been brought to you by Barack Obama, the Democrat party, an assorted collection of Marxist knuckleheads, but I repeat myself, the news media, but I repeat myself repeating myself, and Brandeis University. And Rutgers University. And ACT UP. And Planned Parenthood. And Barack Obama. Again. Visit us at the debate-is-over-youíre-being-au dited-youíre-under-arrest.com.
Iím Andrew Klavan with the revolting truth.
#2 May 8, 2014
Lunch is about to begin.
#3 May 8, 2014
I am grilling porterhouse steaks. What are you having?
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