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“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#1 Feb 25, 2013
A to Z peeps.

Acne
Innocent Bystander

Lockbourne, OH

#2 Feb 25, 2013
Bronchitis

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#3 Feb 25, 2013
Blahs

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#4 Feb 25, 2013
Dammit, he slid a post in on me :-/
Chiggers

“Larchmont's Leading Citizen”

Since: Dec 12

Hilliard, OH

#5 Feb 25, 2013
Innocent Bystander wrote:
Bronchitis
Ain't nobody got time for that!

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#6 Feb 25, 2013
Crabs. Not me personally, speaking for some posters that don't want to admit it.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#7 Feb 25, 2013
Dammit, you did the same to me Rowdy!

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#8 Feb 25, 2013
A.A.A.D.D.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#9 Feb 25, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
Crabs. Not me personally, speaking for some posters that don't want to admit it.
Well, Reader is 'crabby.' Is that the same?

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#10 Feb 25, 2013
Seriouslady wrote:
A.A.A.D.D.
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.

Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first...

But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a warm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
And I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....
Big Johnson

Columbus, OH

#11 Feb 25, 2013
Priapism.

“Paper Or Plastic?”

Since: Nov 11

Albakoikee

#12 Feb 25, 2013
Big Johnson wrote:
Priapism.
You're out of order mister! In more ways than one.
Innocent Bystander

Lockbourne, OH

#13 Feb 26, 2013
Hugh Victor Thompson III wrote:
<quoted text>Ain't nobody got time for that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Nh7UgAprdpMXX
Yep...that's where I got it! heheheheheheheh
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#15 Feb 28, 2013
GlitterSucks wrote:
Crabs. Not me personally, speaking for some posters that don't want to admit it.
crabs!!!!

lunch tomorrow friday?

1pm at our spot in mexico?

I have news for you?

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#16 Mar 1, 2013
Reality Speaks wrote:
<quoted text>
crabs!!!!
lunch tomorrow friday?
1pm at our spot in mexico?
I have news for you?
Shoot. I didn't get on topix yesterday. It's 3am, I think I'm a tad late :) Reschedule please, miss ya!

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