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She Is

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#21 Mar 30, 2014
Well, I will report this, it is what it is. And actually, I think I am ready to get out of Columbus. I met this nice looking fellow, and we enjoyed each others company until things went south.

I met this handsome brut of a man, let me tell you. He was or seemed ideal. But before the night was over, I didn't know I needed to bring a gas mask along.

Do the men in Ohio know when they have intestinal digestive tract problems, caused by something they have eaten? He either didn't know or was immune to odor. Anyway he asked shall we meet at where you are staying or at my place. So I invited him to my room.

He came over, and we chatted for a little bit, getting to know each other, when he told me he needed to use the rest room. As he was getting up, I heard something, like someone passing gas. If it had been a cloud, I would not have been able to see through it, it was that awful. Needless to say, I was embarrassed I invited him to my room. I thought, he is as rude as the people on Topix. So I thought to myself, maybe this wasn't a good idea after all. It wasn't but a few minutes, it happened again, this time he acted as though nothing had happened. Listen I wasn't going to wait for strike three. All I was hoping for, that he didn't smoke.
She Is

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#22 Mar 30, 2014
gokeefe wrote:
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No but your post sure makes one wonder. I've found most extremists devoid of original ideas as well. Most of their ideas were already put out by Lenin, Trotsky, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, etc. Most republicans that I know of are generally well-educated. Some democrats as well, but the flaming liberals who want handouts, not so much. It's all about them and what they can GET.
Where do you people come up with this stuff? Is Topix the only life you have? Don't answer, I don't want to hear it. We go from wanting to meet a man to Stalin, way to go.
Big Johnson

Columbus, OH

#23 Mar 30, 2014
She Is wrote:
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Where do you people come up with this stuff? Is Topix the only life you have? Don't answer, I don't want to hear it. We go from wanting to meet a man to Stalin, way to go.
Hi, I see you have met the Columbus Topix forum's stupidest poster.

Wanna engage in adult relations? I emit only refreshing aromas, like a spring mountain breeze.
d pantz

Akron, OH

#24 Mar 30, 2014
Big Johnson wrote:
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Hi, I see you have met the Columbus Topix forum's stupidest poster.
Wanna engage in adult relations? I emit only refreshing aromas, like a spring mountain breeze.
from between his ears...
most interesting man

Portage, MI

#25 Mar 30, 2014
I don't always talk to Obama voters but when I do, I order large fries. Stay thirsty my friends.
curious

Columbus, OH

#26 Mar 30, 2014
She Is wrote:
Well, I will report this, it is what it is. And actually, I think I am ready to get out of Columbus. I met this nice looking fellow, and we enjoyed each others company until things went south.
I met this handsome brut of a man, let me tell you. He was or seemed ideal. But before the night was over, I didn't know I needed to bring a gas mask along.
Do the men in Ohio know when they have intestinal digestive tract problems, caused by something they have eaten? He either didn't know or was immune to odor. Anyway he asked shall we meet at where you are staying or at my place. So I invited him to my room.
He came over, and we chatted for a little bit, getting to know each other, when he told me he needed to use the rest room. As he was getting up, I heard something, like someone passing gas. If it had been a cloud, I would not have been able to see through it, it was that awful. Needless to say, I was embarrassed I invited him to my room. I thought, he is as rude as the people on Topix. So I thought to myself, maybe this wasn't a good idea after all. It wasn't but a few minutes, it happened again, this time he acted as though nothing had happened. Listen I wasn't going to wait for strike three. All I was hoping for, that he didn't smoke.
I'm just curious do you know if he was a Lawyer. Sounds like a man I dated ... briefly.

“Queen of my domain”

Since: May 10

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#27 Mar 30, 2014
She Is wrote:
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Where do you people come up with this stuff? Is Topix the only life you have? Don't answer, I don't want to hear it. We go from wanting to meet a man to Stalin, way to go.
You were the one who mentioned politics, mixing it with meeting men and throwing in some really stupid stereotypes into the mix. But then again, I see you made friends with our local Topix pet, Little Willie. He's a feral thing that everyone keeps feeding here and won't go away. We'd be happy if you'd take him off our hands. I don't think he can be housebroken though.
She Is

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#28 Mar 30, 2014
curious wrote:
<quoted text> I'm just curious do you know if he was a Lawyer. Sounds like a man I dated ... briefly.
I am sorry, but I never asked him. But you know what I mean, my guess he was a stinking Republican.
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#30 Mar 31, 2014
She Is wrote:
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I am sorry, but I never asked him. But you know what I mean, my guess he was a stinking Republican.
You have as much chance at dating a normal human male, as winning back to back Powerball lottery.

Circus attraction female like yourself has best chance of dating other circus employees or animals.
Schmitt

United States

#31 Apr 1, 2014
"And the sign said tea bagging republicans, need not apply..."
Reality Speaks

Columbus, OH

#32 Apr 1, 2014
Schmitt wrote:
"And the sign said tea bagging republicans, need not apply..."
why would they?

they are already employed and earn 5 times the posted position.

those starter jobs are for kids like you. Can you even be hired at minimum wage is the real question?
artfulman

Pittsburgh, PA

#33 Apr 1, 2014
my way

Mcdermott, OH

#34 Apr 1, 2014
I didn't know this was a dating site now
Schmitt

Columbus, OH

#35 Apr 1, 2014
Reality Speaks wrote:
<quoted text>why would they?

they are already employed and earn 5 times the posted position.

those starter jobs are for kids like you. Can you even be hired at minimum wage is the real question?
You have Doo Doo for brains.
Cardtron

Columbus, OH

#36 Apr 2, 2014
There is no bigger turn off than a desperate woman - and a liberal pig at that. Go choke on some slop.
Bonnie

Columbus, OH

#37 Apr 4, 2014
Twunt

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