I want to be a vampire
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Obolus

Columbus, OH

#1 Jun 13, 2012
Trolls, I know this sounds stupid

I have reason to suspect that it's not all fake. I'll not explain myself here. I would like to meet and be turned into a vampire. This is not a joke.

[email protected]

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#2 Jun 13, 2012
Try going to Transylvania.
Obolus

Columbus, OH

#3 Jun 13, 2012
Why?
Herman M

Clementon, NJ

#4 Jun 13, 2012
GlitterSucks wrote:
Try going to Transylvania.
Go to 1313 Mockingbird lane. Ask for Grandpa.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#5 Jun 13, 2012
Herman M wrote:
<quoted text> Go to 1313 Mockingbird lane. Ask for Grandpa.
Do you think I will be able to pet Spot or just make a science experiment gone wrong?
Jinx

Columbus, OH

#8 Jun 13, 2012
Obolus wrote:
Trolls, I know this sounds stupid
I have reason to suspect that it's not all fake. I'll not explain myself here. I would like to meet and be turned into a vampire. This is not a joke.
[email protected]
You're already halfway there because you suck.
todd

Zanesville, OH

#9 Jun 13, 2012
ever wonder why the red cross at 1111 east broad has such heavy security?? its cause they have lots of blood theft that gets used for occult activities and by wicca chix at the campus
Spookisanidiot

Columbus, OH

#10 Jun 14, 2012
Spookneverdies wrote:
Can't make vampires but can bleed people out fast or slow.
Oooooooh! I'm sooooooooooo scared!
Morpheus

Columbus, OH

#11 Jun 14, 2012
Obolus wrote:
Trolls, I know this sounds stupid
I have reason to suspect that it's not all fake. I'll not explain myself here. I would like to meet and be turned into a vampire. This is not a joke.
[email protected]
As a male vampire, I just dress as a janitor and hang around female public bathrooms which provide me with an abundance of discarded tampons to satisfy my craving for blood. While I do get quite a few curious looks due to strings hanging out of my mouth and I encounter a full spectrum of dipping sauce flavors, I still find it a better alternative to biting a complete stranger on the neck because you just can't tell who may be packing a weapon nowadays.
Tammi

Columbus, OH

#12 Jun 14, 2012
Morpheus wrote:
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As a male vampire, I just dress as a janitor and hang around female public bathrooms which provide me with an abundance of discarded tampons to satisfy my craving for blood. While I do get quite a few curious looks due to strings hanging out of my mouth and I encounter a full spectrum of dipping sauce flavors, I still find it a better alternative to biting a complete stranger on the neck because you just can't tell who may be packing a weapon nowadays.
LOL! Sick! Just sick!

“Hey, Sarge!”

Since: Dec 10

The Milky Way

#13 Jun 14, 2012
Morpheus wrote:
<quoted text>As a male vampire, I just dress as a janitor and hang around female public bathrooms which provide me with an abundance of discarded tampons to satisfy my craving for blood. While I do get quite a few curious looks due to strings hanging out of my mouth and I encounter a full spectrum of dipping sauce flavors, I still find it a better alternative to biting a complete stranger on the neck because you just can't tell who may be packing a weapon nowadays.
Really!?
Like you know or don't know which device has been in a crevice with a STD!!!!?
Get real clown! That is BS big time!
Morpheus

Columbus, OH

#14 Jun 14, 2012
Boomer7 wrote:
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Really!?
Like you know or don't know which device has been in a crevice with a STD!!!!?
Get real clown! That is BS big time!
Thank you for your concern but vampires are immune to STDs, AIDS, hepatitis and any other type of bloodborne pathogens.

aja

Columbus, OH

#15 Jun 14, 2012
Boomer7 wrote:
<quoted text>
Really!?
Like you know or don't know which device has been in a crevice with a STD!!!!?
Get real clown! That is BS big time!
What a dumbass. Morpheus is being facetious. Do you REALLY think he does that? It's time to wake up war hero ~ you're no longer in the military where you have to take everything literally.

“Where did I put my tiara?”

Since: Dec 11

Columbus, OH

#16 Jun 14, 2012
Morpheus wrote:
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Thank you for your concern but vampires are immune to STDs, AIDS, hepatitis and any other type of bloodborne pathogens.
Does garlic, a crucifix, and a wooden stake make you nervous?
whoaa

New York, NY

#17 Jun 14, 2012
good for you
Herman M

Clementon, NJ

#18 Jun 14, 2012
You should also try to make friends with a short guy named Igor.
Morpheus

Columbus, OH

#19 Jun 14, 2012
GlitterSucks wrote:
<quoted text>Does garlic, a crucifix, and a wooden stake make you nervous?
Nah. Those are all just myths.

The smell of garlic doesn't affect me although I do find the decomposing fish odor & taste that I sometimes come across to be quite repulsive.

I don't fear crucifixes or any other religious symbol.

Holy water doesn't burn me.

Stakes made of wood or any other material mean nothing because I am immortal.

I cannot fly nor do I turn into a bat at night.

I can see my reflection in a mirror just like anyone else can see their own.

I do not sleep in a coffin or hang upside down while sleeping.

Daylight is no different than moonlight to me.
Morticia Addams

Columbus, OH

#20 Jun 14, 2012
Herman M wrote:
You should also try to make friends with a short guy named Igor.
Cousin Itt requests that you stop by our place for afternoon tea. I shall have Lurch play a relaxing rendition of Chopin's Funeral March.
Hungry

Hilliard, OH

#21 Jun 14, 2012
Obolus wrote:
Trolls, I know this sounds stupid
I have reason to suspect that it's not all fake. I'll not explain myself here. I would like to meet and be turned into a vampire. This is not a joke.
[email protected]
Vampires are real,you just have to be lucky enough to meet one.
Have a V8 instead

Hilliard, OH

#23 Jun 14, 2012
Obolus wrote:
Trolls, I know this sounds stupid
I have reason to suspect that it's not all fake. I'll not explain myself here. I would like to meet and be turned into a vampire. This is not a joke.
[email protected]
Why would you want to be a Vampire?don't you think it would be a lonely,long life?you would watch everyone you ever loved grow old and die,over and over.The centuries would come and go but you would stay the same.

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